Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 55)

Braggin’ dog

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Crookeder than a dog’s hind leg.

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Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.

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Where you stay?

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Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid.

(1903 – 1963) U.S. senator (Tennessee)
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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!

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Another horse been in his barn

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Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.

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Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!

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Instead of building more bombs… let’s find more uses for the ones we already have.

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Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

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I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.

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Here’s a suggestion for a new animal; if some new ones get created or evolve: something that stings you, then laughs at you.

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If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it necessarily means you’re a hard worker; it may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.

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I don’t know whether to help you or euthanize you.

(1980 – ) Canadian actor, director, writer & musician
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Mites stay on a chicken’s ass.

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Beard,  West Virginia

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