Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 55)

One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

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All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

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That dog won't hunt.

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He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

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That takes the cake

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Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands… all the rest of you… if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

(1940 – 1980) English rock musician, singer & songwriter
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That cat is wilder than an acre of snakes.

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He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

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Turn of the sun

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A guilty dog barks the loudest.

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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you’re in midair, you still hit those brakes.

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You’re about as grateful as a toothache.

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Pissin’ in the wind

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Take a slack

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Murray: Being fired is like being violated!

Sue Ann: Leave it to Murray to find a bright spot in all this.

1922) American actress, comedian & television personality
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Like they do in Alabama

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Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You

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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

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Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Miscellaneous Proverbs