Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 55)

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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As long as Pat stayed in the army

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He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!

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Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the Southwest, lifeblood is the soup of cannibals.

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Looking at me like a cow at a new fence.

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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.

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I went to see a hypnotist the other night and I really enjoyed myself, which made me suspicious…

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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To put the spit on the apple.

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Well I’ll be John Brown.

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No News, Or What Killed The Dog

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I feel like I was et by a coyote and shit over a cliff.

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If that ain't right then grits ain't groceries.

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Well, ain’t he just the tom-cat’s kitten?

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You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!

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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of Conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a good idea to say, “I swallowed it… so sue me.”

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Fly off the handle

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Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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Chugged full.

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If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!

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Mean enough to charge hell with a quart of ice water.

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