Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 55)

That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.

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Our humility is what makes us great.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
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He was so fat it was easier to go over top of him than around him.

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Jackin yer jaw

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He could sell firewood in hell.

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness.

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He’s in a foggery.

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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.

(1935) British film director, producer & food critic
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Tighter than a new boot

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Rarely has the phrase "going through the motions" felt more fitting.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Stomping grounds

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Sober as a judge

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Girdler,  Kentucky

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You can’t make a souffle rise twice.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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Out of soap

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When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out.

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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose

(1898 – 1983) English author, playwright, journalist, composer & public speaker
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.

(1961 – 1994) comedian
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I’d rather have a broke back in hell.

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It's your little red wagon, you can push it or pull it.

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