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Strong as a new well rope

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With every new sunrise, there is a new chance; but with every sunset, you blew it.

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Talk the legs off a dead mule – or – talk the hind leg off a donkey

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This ain’t the first time I’ve brought chicken to a fish fry.

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Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

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When I saw the old bum pushing his grocery cart down the street, at first I felt sorry for him; but then when I saw what was in his cart I thought, well, no wonder you’re a bum, look at the dumb things you bought.

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She’d make a freight train take a dirt road.

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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

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Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

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Since smoking might injure your health, let’s be careful not to smoke too much.

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home, his face might burn up.

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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads that gave us a shock whenever we did something to disobey the president; then somehow I get myself elected president.

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That kid could break an anvil.

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Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.

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He can get glad the same way he got mad, or else he's gon' die unhappy.

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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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Held his hind leg

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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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You’re trying to push a rope.

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Unfortunately, all Coach Carter taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.

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Broken Groin, South Carolina

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