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Miscellaneous
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Every dog should have a few fleas.
Miscellaneous
No one is perfect
Other expressions
He couldn't pull the skin off a custard.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Strength
Weak
If you can't beat ‘em join ‘em, and if you can’t join ‘em beat ‘em.
Hilary Cutler
Miscellaneous
She'll be late to her own funeral.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lateness
Other expressions
Tardiness
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
Other expressions
Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Incompetence
Other expressions
You plant a tater, you get a tater.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It shouldn’t surprise you
Other expressions
You reap what you sow.
He’s going to blow the gates of hell wide open when he goes.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A particularly wild or mean person
Other expressions
Y’all have chairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Please be seated
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that’s what REALLY throws you into a panic.
Miscellaneous
Skinny as a bean pole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skinny
Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
Johnny Russell
Miscellaneous
She’s got more than one mule in her stable.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She has more than one lover
Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
I feel like the underside of a turnip green.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I don't feel so well
Other expressions
If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
So what's your point?
He has more information than a Sears Roebuck catalog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He knows it all.
Other expressions
Greener than goose shit
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Lacking experience
New
Other expressions
Unripe
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hell
Other expressions
An empty wagon makes the most noise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
People who talk the loudest have the least to say
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