Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 56)

Wilder than a March hare

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Within a peg

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He lives in your neck of the woods.

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If i was feelin any better i'd give five dollars for a good headache.

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If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.

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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Clothing Life Miscellaneous

If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store.

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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don’t let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he’ll thank you.

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If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.

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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

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I expect them to come out… oh dear, I’d better not say fighting, had I?

Welsh football player, manager & coach
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If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don’t think it necessarily means you’re a hard worker; it may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

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He’s playing possum.

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Sober as a judge

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He's dumber than a mud fence.

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Crazy as a sack of bees.

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Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.

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Witch Doctor

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