Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 57)

Fix your plate.

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I’d like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.

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Took off like Moody's goose

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Basket name

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I think it should be a law that if you ever get sucked up into a tornado, whatever you can grab with your hands while you’re swirling around up there, you get to keep.

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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were ‘just going down to the corner.’

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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I hope that when I die, people say about me, ‘Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.’

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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I’m The Urban Spaceman

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He wouldn’t holler sooey if the hogs was eatin’ em.

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Snake the kivvers

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Long as a month of Sundays.

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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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Shit fire and save matches

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If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.

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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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You might as well play Hob with the hoe-handle!

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I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho
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I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.

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