Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 58)

Never hit a baby… even if they start it.

Canadian-American comedian & writer
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Like what God gave a billy goat

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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

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One way I think you can tell if you have a curse on you is if you open a box of toothpicks and they all fly up and stick in your face.

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Poor as gully dirt

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She could talk the leg off a horse.

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Less chance than a snowball in Hell.

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She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

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He’s so slippery he’d hold his own in a pond full of eels.

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One good thing about hell, at least, is you can probably pee wherever you want to.

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I haven't seen you since Hector was a pup.

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I'm gonna put knots on yor head faster than you can rub them.

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His face was all plowed up

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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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If brains was grease, he couldn’t slick the head of a pin.

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Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.

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Pull in your horns.

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The Horrible Movie Song

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Toad choker/frog strangler

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Four Gotes,  Cambridgeshire, England

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That girl’s meaner than cuss!

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