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A near man with a dollar.

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They say no one knows if we all see red the same way… except traffic cops.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host
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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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He could go bear hunting with a switch.

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She fell out of the ugly tree; and hit every branch on the way down.

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That dog won't hunt.

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Rough as a cob

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That possum's on the stump.

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There’s no “I” in denial.

(1972 – ) English actor, comedian, writer, voice artist & director
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Sat there like a bump on a log.

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If you can’t give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise?

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.

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If I ever get burned beyond recognition, and you can’t decide if it’s me or not, just put my funny fisherman’s hat on my head. “See, it’s me!”

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To become a knife thrower in the circus, they probably don’t let you start off throwing at a live woman; they start you out with a little girl.

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Two ax handles acrost

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When poverty comes in the front door, love goes out the back.

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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

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Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
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If you are in trouble and told to go out and cut your own switch…don’t come back with a little one…that ain’t going to work for ya.

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Fortune for reading only. Do not eat.

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You learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.

American football player, coach & administrator
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