Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 6)

He’s dumber than a day old pig.

Miscellaneous

If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.

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The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving.

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It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.

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Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician
Miscellaneous Wordplay

I quit my job at the helium gas factory – I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Miscellaneous Speech

Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

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I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck.

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I love you a bushel and a peck.

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To become a knife thrower in the circus, they probably don’t let you start off throwing at a live woman; they start you out with a little girl.

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Let me hug your neck.

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Does a snake have hips?

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Well, shut my mouth.

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As you will no doubt have foreseen…

(1946 – ) English media executive & newspaper editor
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The Atlanta Hawks are a bunch of guys who would prefer to pass kidney stones than pass a basketball.

American basketball coach
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He sticks to that boy like white on rice.

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Normal,  Illinois

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He’s so dumb, he could throw himself on the ground and miss.

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Don’t Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes At Me

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He went after it whole hog.

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Met a guy this morning with a glass eye; he didn’t tell me – it just came out in the conversation.

(1954 – ) American writer
Miscellaneous Things