Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 6)

Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

A near man with a dollar

He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.

One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I’d have all my money back.

Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor

Livin’ high on the hawg.

Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket

Unfortunately, all Coach Carter taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.

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You’re trying to push a rope.

He’s in a foggery.

I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

A living testament to how low a studio will stoop to generate a few bucks.

writer, editor & film reviewer

Grace the table.

I guess if I was starving to death I would eat a dog; but not a collie, because I don’t like the taste of collie.

Uglier than a mud fence

Instead of a bicycle built for two, what about no kinds of bicycles at all for anybody, anymore?… there, are you happy now?

Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.