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Miscellaneous
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Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
A near man with a dollar
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shouldn’t get in trouble near home
He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Jittery
Nervous
Other expressions
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.
Miscellaneous
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I’d have all my money back.
Miscellaneous
Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Like “Well I’ll be darned." or "You don't say.”
Other expressions
Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.
Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?
John Galecki
(1975 – ) American actor
Miscellaneous
As Dr. Leonard Hofstadter in “The Big Bang Theory”
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
Other expressions
Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Dirty
Other expressions
Sloppy
Unfortunately, all
Coach Carter
taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.
Mr. Cranky
(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Miscellaneous
Reviews/Criticism
“Coach Carter”
You’re trying to push a rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A futile activity
Other expressions
He’s in a foggery.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Disoriented
Drunk
Other expressions
I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Discipline
Other expressions
You’re in big trouble
A living testament to how low a studio will stoop to generate a few bucks.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Miscellaneous
“Jaws 3”
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
I guess if I was starving to death I would eat a dog; but not a collie, because I don’t like the taste of collie.
Miscellaneous
Uglier than a mud fence
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Instead of a bicycle built for two, what about no kinds of bicycles at all for anybody, anymore?… there, are you happy now?
Miscellaneous
Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Overreaction
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