Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 6)

Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

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A near man with a dollar

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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

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He was so nervous, he could thread a sewing machine while it was running.

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If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.

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One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.

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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I’d have all my money back.

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Well tie me to a pig and role me in the mud!

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Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor
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Livin’ high on the hawg.

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Sloppier than two pigs in a bucket

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Unfortunately, all Coach Carter taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
Miscellaneous Reviews/Criticism

You’re trying to push a rope.

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He’s in a foggery.

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I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

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A living testament to how low a studio will stoop to generate a few bucks.

writer, editor & film reviewer
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Grace the table.

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I guess if I was starving to death I would eat a dog; but not a collie, because I don’t like the taste of collie.

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Uglier than a mud fence

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Instead of a bicycle built for two, what about no kinds of bicycles at all for anybody, anymore?… there, are you happy now?

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Just because there is a rat in the barn doesn’t mean you need to burn it down.

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