Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 6)

“I’ve grown fat on the contents of charity packages,” said Tom carefully.

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If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.

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Dressed like a Philadelphia lawyer

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Railroad time

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His family tree is a trunk.

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I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

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Can’t hear thunder

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Being hugged by Diana Rigg is worth three sessions of chemotherapy.

(1921 – 2000) English Archbishop of Canterbury
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If my dog was ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and make him walk backwards.

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Always… no wait… never…

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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The dinner bell is always in tune.

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I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer
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Done done

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Sweet talkin’ thing

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Better to be the head of a fly than the buttocks of an elephant.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
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Purty as a picture

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A close chewer and a tight spitter.

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I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.

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She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

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Held his hind leg.

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