Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 6)

Tricky, isn’t it, if you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

(1964 – ) English comedian
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Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!

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The Old Home Fill ’Er Up And Keep On Truckin’ Cafe

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Too bad you can’t buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

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Once I beat up the school bully with a baseball bat; both his arms were completely broken, which is what gave me the courage to do it.

(1956 – ) American comedian
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Done done

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Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, “Are you just going to sit around like that all day?”

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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Rest your features

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I'll walk to town on that lip!

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The fly in the ointment.

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Flat as a fritter.

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What in the Sam Hill are you doing?

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I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men, but the guilty never escape unscathed; my fees are sufficient punishment for anyone.

(1933 – ) American attorney
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So ugly no fly would land on ‘em

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She’s totin’ the high leg.

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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

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Oops!

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If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a Merry Christmas we’d have.

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I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

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Who do you favor?

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I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

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