Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 60)

To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.

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That ain't worth the powder to blow it to hell.

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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

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I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

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Tall hog at the trough

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Girdler,  Kentucky

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I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!

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That youngin is as wild as a June bug on a string.

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We better git on the stick!

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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.

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Watermelon talk

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If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.


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Lay out… (of work/school)

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Good Heavenly Days!

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Like a two-forty trot

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We in the short rows.

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Give a 50 cent answer for a nickel question.

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Not enough brains to give himself a headache!

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As tall as a Georgia pine

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I had a survey done on my house; eight out of 10 people said they really rather liked it.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

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