Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 62)

The Alcohall Of Fame

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I tried water polo and my horse drowned.

(1964 – ) English comedian, writer, actor & musician
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If you lie down with dogs, you’ll get up with fleas.

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Like a sow needs a sidesaddle

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I’ve always felt sorry for Jesus ‘cause you know no matter what he ever did, he could never live up to his father.

(1955 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
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He is just a hole in search of donut.

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One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says “I’m dead.”

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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You need to get you some bidness!

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He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

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So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
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I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

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I'll walk to town on that lip!

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Peep of day

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Girlfriend Calling You Fat? You Probably Are. Ride Bike

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She couldn't keep her dress down.

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If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.

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Peter Marshall: Rich, what land animal has the largest eyes?

Rich Little: [doing his impersonation of her] Why, that would be Carol Channing!

(1938 – ) Canadian-American impressionist & voice actor
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I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men, but the guilty never escape unscathed; my fees are sufficient punishment for anyone.

(1933 – ) American attorney
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That possum's on the stump.

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