Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 62)

You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

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Another horse been in his barn

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He bought a pig in a poke.

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I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids.

(1928 – 1994) American actor
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Is it any 'count?

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He/She’s got teeth like a rake.

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Plastic Jesus

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Give down the country.

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They’re like two peas in a pod.

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I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it’s understood that you mean lengthwise loaves; otherwise, it makes no sense.

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He is just a hole in search of donut.

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His head is full of stump water.

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Snake the kivvers

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Dark as three feet up a bull’s ass

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She’s so ugly her feet wouldn’t go to bed with her!

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The Atlanta Hawks are a bunch of guys who would prefer to pass kidney stones than pass a basketball.

American basketball coach
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What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.

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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

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Southwest Airlines is like my period: it hurts my back and it’s always late.

(1982 – ) American actress & comedian
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Short as a gnat's tail

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Finer than frog's hair

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