Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 63)

I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness.

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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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He’d make a cat laugh.

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Leader Of The Laundromat

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If you had a brain you'd play with it.

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I think they should continue the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.

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You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

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She looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.

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You look like five miles of bad road.

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Like an old hen with one chick

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Jesus Loves Me But He Can’t Stand You

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.

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Tough as a pine knot in a sawmill.

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Knee high to a grasshopper

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Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

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Don't go back on your raisin'

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Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor
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That is to much pumpkin for a nickel.

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It’s hotter than a fritter!

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Do it up brown

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