Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 66)

You had better go lick that calf over.

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Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

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Happier 'n a puppy with two peters.

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It’s too bad cowboys didn’t eat much pizza back in the old west, because I think a good painting would be a cowboy giving his last slice to his horse.

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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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In this adventure Harry will do battle with giant lizards, face the attack of the Death Eaters, and in perhaps the most difficult task of all for a 14-year-old, ask a girl to be his date at the Yule Ball.

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It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

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Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.

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Who do you favor?

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Like a turkey in young corn

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I’m as anxious as a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.

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You don't have the sense God gave a chigger.

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That brush was so thick a dog couldn't bark in it.

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I quit my job at the helium gas factory – I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
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She can burn water.

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Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you’re not supposed to drink and drive?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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like trying to herd cats

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That dog won't hunt.

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Broke out with money

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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to stay near the back; that way, if somebody shamed us into disbanding, I could sort of slip off to the side and pretend I was window-shopping or something.

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Happier than a two peckerd billy goat.

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