Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 66)

About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle

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Our humility is what makes us great.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”
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Presidential ambition is a disease which can only be cured by embalming fluid.

(1903 – 1963) U.S. senator (Tennessee)
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Pore mouthin’

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I’m gonna have a ‘Come to Jesus’ meeting with him.

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Willy-Nilly: Impotent.

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Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.

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I’ll turn him inside out and scrape him.

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It's come a cloud.

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He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.

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She'll be late to her own funeral.

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Marryin’ an’ buryin’ hat

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That's as scarce as hen's teeth.

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Instead of past, present, and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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He is just a hole in search of donut.

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To get clear water, go to the head of the branch.

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I ate dinner last night at a friend of mine’s house and he has – what do you call those things? … a baby.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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It’s so foggy, you have to poke a hole to spit.

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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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Deader than a door nail

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Who do you favor?

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