Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 67)

Those wise decisions you make when you’re young are those foolish ones you’ll live with when your old.

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Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.

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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!

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Leanin' on the shovel

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Gridlock Christmas

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Crying like a pine knot in a sawmill.

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Most people don’t realize that two large pieces of coral painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer.

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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

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I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

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The water won’t clear till you get the hogs out of the creek.

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If a cow had wheels, it would be a milk truck.

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… took a long dip in the ugly pond

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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages

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Like Claude Harris’ mule

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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back… NOW who’s asking the questions?

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All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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Heart, We Did All We Could

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Dr. Phil is hiding something; otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name?

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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Countrier than cornbread.

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Cathead biscuit

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If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts.

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