Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 68)

Sittin’ in the catbird seat

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Bank walker

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Like a bug arguing with a chicken

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Let’s put the chairs in the wagon.

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Hotter than two rabbits screwin’ in a wool sock!

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In my next life, I hope I come back as a parrot, because I already know quite a few words.

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He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.

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Just because a chicken has wings doesn't mean it can fly.

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A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

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It's gonna be a gully washer.

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Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad.

(1954 – ) American actor & singer
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Let your vittles shut your mouth.

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because, man, they’re gone.

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I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

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I suwanne.

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If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.

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I wouldn't speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying a big lump of ice.

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You learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life.

American football player, coach & administrator
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He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.

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A face like a boiled fist

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Finer than frog's hair

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