Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 7)

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for “better treatment”? … I’d ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you’d probably be able to get a lot of free games.

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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

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Happy as a clam at high tide

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When I picked up the little dead mouse that my cat had killed, at first I felt sad… then I felt hungry; I forget what happened after that.

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Don’t care to.

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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

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Remember, blood is not only much thicker than water, it’s much more difficult to get out of the carpet.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Grace the table.

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Out of soap

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No fly ever lit on her.

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Sure as a cat's got climbing gear.

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If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.

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I’m proud of George, he’s learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse; what’s worse, it was a male horse.

(1946 – ) U.S. first lady, wife of George W. Bush
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I suwanne.

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In this adventure Harry will do battle with giant lizards, face the attack of the Death Eaters, and in perhaps the most difficult task of all for a 14-year-old, ask a girl to be his date at the Yule Ball.

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Bumpin’ yer gums!

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Well, butter my biscuit.

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No one is ever warmed by wool pulled over his eyes.

writer
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I'm happier than a woodpecker in a lumber yard.

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Well, hush my mouth.

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You're diggin’ your own grave.

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