Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 7)

Will ya take on wood?

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands… all the rest of you… if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

(1940 – 1980) English rock musician, singer & songwriter

Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality

Pretty as you please

Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

The apple never falls too far from the tree.

Right as rain.

Never hit a baby… even if they start it.

Canadian-American comedian & writer

Tell a story

If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be “Prince of Weasels”, because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, “What the – ?” And then they would recognize me, and go, “Oh, it’s you, the Prince of Weasels.”

They say no one knows if we all see red the same way… except traffic cops.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host

He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.

I don’t pay him no nevermind.

To beat the band

Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

Grace the table.

When I think of some of the things that have been done in the name of science, I have to cringe… no, wait, not science, vandalism; and not cringe, laugh.

If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.


He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.

I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!