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I’d like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he’s flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground; now that’s a documentary!

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That's so good it would make a puppy pull a freight train.

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A face like a boiled fist

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Took the preachers seat

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Mites don’t fly this time of the year.

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You’d call an alligator a lizard.

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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.

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Rehabilitation

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Lower than a snake’s belly

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Oh for crying in the bucket.

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A face like a bee keepers apprentice

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She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.

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You look the south end of a north bound cow.

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Can’t hear thunder

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He lives in your neck of the woods.

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If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.

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He went after it whole hog.

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The face of a child can say it all… especially the mouth part of the face.

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One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says “I’m dead.”

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What makes Teflon stick to the pan?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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I have my doubts about disbelief.

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