Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 7)

Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad.

(1954 – ) American actor & singer
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Too mean for Jesus, too dumb for the Devil

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You look like five miles of bad road.

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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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Well, butter my biscuit.

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I do not see why I should break my neck because a dog chooses to run after a nasty smell.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman
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Doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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I do all I can… and the easy ones twice.

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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, “No speaka English.”

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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose

(1898 – 1983) English author, playwright, journalist, composer & public speaker
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Don't let the bear get'cha.

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You need to count your fingers after shaking hands with him.

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Old as dirt

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Planted corn before the fence was built

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All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

English football player
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Speed Limit Enforced by Sniper

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Don’t let the tail wag the dog.

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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

(1946 – ) American comedian
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Well I’ll be John Brown.

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Don’t start choppin’ till you’ve treed the coon.

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