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Will ya take on wood?

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Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands… all the rest of you… if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

(1940 – 1980) English rock musician, singer & songwriter
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Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality

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Pretty as you please

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Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.

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The apple never falls too far from the tree.

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Right as rain.

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Never hit a baby… even if they start it.

Canadian-American comedian & writer
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Tell a story

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If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be “Prince of Weasels”, because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, “What the – ?” And then they would recognize me, and go, “Oh, it’s you, the Prince of Weasels.”

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They say no one knows if we all see red the same way… except traffic cops.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host
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He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.

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I don’t pay him no nevermind.

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To beat the band

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Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.

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Grace the table.

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When I think of some of the things that have been done in the name of science, I have to cringe… no, wait, not science, vandalism; and not cringe, laugh.

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If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.


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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.

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I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.

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Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!

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