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Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands… all the rest of you… if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.
John Lennon
(1940 – 1980) English rock musician, singer & songwriter
Miscellaneous
At a performance attended by the Queen and Princess Margaret
Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality
Glenn C. Ellenbogen
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Ph.D.
Miscellaneous
Pretty as you please
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Easy
Other expressions
Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Acupuncture
The apple never falls too far from the tree.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inheirited trait
Like father like son
Other expressions
Right as rain.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Never hit a baby… even if they start it.
Bonnie McFarlane
Canadian-American comedian & writer
Miscellaneous
Babies
Tell a story
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Tell a lie
If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be “Prince of Weasels”, because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, “What the – ?” And then they would recognize me, and go, “Oh, it’s you, the Prince of Weasels.”
Miscellaneous
They say no one knows if we all see red the same way… except traffic cops.
Greg Fitzsimmons
(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian, television writer/producer & radio host
Miscellaneous
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
Other expressions
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
Rain goes over her back to avoid her face.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
When I think of some of the things that have been done in the name of science, I have to cringe… no, wait, not science, vandalism; and not cringe, laugh.
Miscellaneous
If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.
Liz Hackett
Miscellaneous
Childhood
Treasure map
He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'll slap you to sleep, then slap you for sleepin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Well, if that don’t put pepper in the gumbo!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Isn't that something!
Other expressions
Well I'll be darned
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