Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 70)

Take a slack

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Can't get blood from a turnip.

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If you ever get some outer-space guy in a headlock, and his head starts throbbing and glowing different colors, don’t let go; that just means the headlock is working.

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I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

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Nobody will ever notice it on a galloping horse.

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Narrow between the eyes.

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Y’all have chairs.

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Like a bug arguing with a chicken

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Held his hind leg

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A trace of the uppity

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Slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.

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My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to; then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

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He’s not wrapped too tight.

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That gumbo will make a Chihuahua break a chain.

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Bumpin’ yer gums!

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Limberlost,  Missouri

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Never laugh at a man, until you have walked a mile in his shoes; then you are a mile away, and you have his shoes.

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… I hadn’t the heart to touch my breakfast; I told Jeeves to drink it himself.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
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Return an answer.

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