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Miscellaneous
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His face was all plowed up
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Creased and wrinkled
Face
Other expressions
This is gooder'n grits.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like to read good books.
Miscellaneous
Looks like you came to a goat’s house for wool!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Wanting something you don’t have
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Plastic Jesus
Various artists
Miscellaneous
Written by Ed Rush & George Cromarty
Though a scant 100 minutes long, After Earth feels longer and slower than your average PBS pledge drive.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Miscellaneous
“After Earth”
She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He learned to whisper in a sawmill.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a loud talker
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
Expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rarely has the phrase "going through the motions" felt more fitting.
Rob Vaux
writer, editor & film reviewer
Miscellaneous
“R.I.P.D.”
If you’re robbing a bank and you’re pants fall down, I think it’s okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.
Miscellaneous
Poor as gully dirt
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they’ve caused?
Miscellaneous
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you’ll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Miscellaneous
Fix your plate.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Serve yourself at dinner
If promises were persimmons, possums could eat good at her place.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Promises
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer
Sligo Studio Band
Miscellaneous
Written by Robert Bivens
Didn’t lick it off a stone
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Inherited traits
Like father like son
Other expressions
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
If he had a brain and was a bird, he’d fly backwards.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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