Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 70)

I’d like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

(1908 – 1989) American actress of film, television & theater
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One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.

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He don’t know daylight from dark.

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If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY!

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I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

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Cute as a sack full of puppies.

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Peter Marshall: Dale Evans recently revealed the three secrets behind her happy marriage with Roy Rogers. Now listen carefully… "We work together, we pray together and we're darn good…" What?

Paul Lynde: In the saddle.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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I’ve always been bad at spelling – not sure whether it’s nature or nurture.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Peter Marshall: Liberace has a new book out called The Things I…?

Paul Lynde: Put in my hair.

(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.

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Held his hind leg

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I don’t know that there are real ghosts and goblins, but there are always more trick-or-treaters than neighborhood kids.

American writer
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Countrier than cornbread.

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Road Humps

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I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men, but the guilty never escape unscathed; my fees are sufficient punishment for anyone.

(1933 – ) American attorney
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If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!

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She could ruin a two-car funeral.

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Stomping grounds

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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

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Like getting an ox out of the ditch

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If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right

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