Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 71)

The only hope of deciphering her invitations, someone said, was to pin them up on the wall and run past them!

(1907 – 1999) English publisher & editor
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So ugly he could snag lightning

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He looks like something the cat drug in and the dog wouldn't eat.

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Efficiency: The knack of getting somebody to do a job you don’t like.

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I tried water polo and my horse drowned.

(1964 – ) English comedian, writer, actor & musician
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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

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If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn’t get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.

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She could make a preacher cuss!

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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

American comedian & writer
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He traveled a minute in thirty seconds.

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Tighter than bark on a tree

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She's so mad she's gonna raise sand.

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Like a suck-egg dog

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He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection; I guess that’s what I hated about him.

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Toad choker/frog strangler

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People will be able to see to Christmas.

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Man was predestined to have free will.

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Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian
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Let a man skin his own skunk.

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I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

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