Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 71)

Knee high to a grasshopper

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I'm out like a fat girl stealing second.

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Faster than a knife fight in a phone booth.

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I like a gal where her skin fits a little better.

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He gets Tuesday’s paper on Friday.

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Breast baby

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Imitation is the sincerest [form] of flattery.

(1780 – 1832) English cleric, writer & collector
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So dry he had the rattles

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Between you me and the gatepost…

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Cooter-backed road

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Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head’s showing and gone ‘Philip, look at me! I’m a stamp!'

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
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Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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He’s as poor as Job’s turkey.

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She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

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Crespin’s Law of Observation

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One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost and people are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for.

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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Turn the truth

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The ox is in the ditch.

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I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

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He was wound up tighter ‘en a bango string.

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All the goodness of a good egg cannot make up for the badness of a bad one.

(1819 – 1897) American journalist, author & senior government official
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