Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 72)

Nobody’s perfect… well there was this one guy, but we killed him…

(1957 – ) American author

Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

Drunk as Cooter Brown

It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

Skin your own skunk

The Old Home Fill ’Er Up And Keep On Truckin’ Cafe

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.

(1959 – ) American comedian

Laugh, clown, laugh; this is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor

Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.

I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

Most people don’t realize that two large pieces of coral painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer.

She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

Pull in your horns.

You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.

Oops!

It’s been saucered and blowed.

He’s dumber than owl shit.

I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?