Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 72)

“This steering wheel really is stuck”, Tom maintained unswervingly.

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One of the bad things about panning for gold is maybe sometimes you’ll get a crawdaddy in your pan, and you start to wonder if you should give up on the gold and just go for crawdaddies; I can’t make that decision for you.

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She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.

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Chestnut time

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It's come a cloud.

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Church was a reminder there was something worse than school.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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It's as cold as all git out!

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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were ‘just going down to the corner.’

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Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.

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That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.

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Whenever anybody says he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle to become a parrot or something.

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There’s a world that we know nothing about, that we can only imagine… and that is the world of books.

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Not being born to parents who were accountants was probably my biggest mistake.

British boxing champion
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Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!

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What would annoy me if a space visitor ever came to our planet would be if he kept talking about things in “his world.” Your world? We don’t give a flying hoot about your world.

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He ain't sawing logs, he's clearing brush.

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She Broken My Heart, So I Broke His Jaw

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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head; that way, they’d still be good as watchdogs, but they wouldn’t eat so much.

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Would you raise that winder down! I'm freezin' my tail off!

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If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.

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He could talk a dog off a meat wagon.

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