Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 72)

Well, I swanny…

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I'll hit you so hard your children will be born dizzy.

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One of the worst things you can do as an actor, I think, is to forget your lines, and then get so flustered you start stabbing the other actors.

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Sittin’ in the catbird seat

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To “love on you”

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Witch Doctor

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Are you outta’ pocket again?

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He’s playing possum.

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To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

American comedian & writer
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I’m fixin’ to show you what a whuppin’ is all about!

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Couldn't run a bath!

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You might think that the favorite plant of the porcupine is the cactus, but it’s thinking like that that has almost ruined this country.

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Well, ain’t that just tits on a duck!

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If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss’s wife? … trust me, it’s not.

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It was all still and Sunday-like.

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It’s been saucered and blowed.

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Country as a churn

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What are all these “other dimensions” I keep hearing about? … to me, there’s only one dimension worth anything, and that’s the good ole U.S. of A.

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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He looks like the dog's been keepin' him under the porch.

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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you’re in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don’t know what to tell you.

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