Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 72)

Couldn't run a bath!

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People in hell want ice water, but that don’t mean they get it.

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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

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Mend fences.

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They never could set horses.

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He wouldn't go to a funeral unless he could be the corpse.

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After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I’m going to say.

(1909 – 1977) British journalist
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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

Miscellaneous Song Titles

He's nuttier than a squirrel shit.

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I have a plan, but … If I win, I don’t want to broadcast to the enemy exactly what my plan is.

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Dumber than a barrel of hair

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Born short and slapped down flat

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Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.

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Sittin’ in the catbird seat

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If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.

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I ate dinner last night at a friend of mine’s house and he has – what do you call those things? … a baby.

(1949 – 2016) American comedian & television actor
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

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Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.

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I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous TV/Movie Quotes

It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

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Ain't that the berries!

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