Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 72)

Nobody’s perfect… well there was this one guy, but we killed him…

(1957 – ) American author
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Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.

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Drunk as Cooter Brown

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It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.

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Skin your own skunk

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The Old Home Fill ’Er Up And Keep On Truckin’ Cafe

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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.

(1959 – ) American comedian
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Laugh, clown, laugh; this is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

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I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.

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I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.

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Bless your pea-pickin' heart.

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Most people don’t realize that two large pieces of coral painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer.

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She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

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He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.

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Pull in your horns.

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You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.

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Oops!

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It’s been saucered and blowed.

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He’s dumber than owl shit.

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I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

Miscellaneous Song Titles