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Miscellaneous
(Page 72)
Nobody’s perfect… well there was this one guy, but we killed him…
Christopher Moore
(1957 – ) American author
Miscellaneous
Nobody’s perfect
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
Drunk as Cooter Brown
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
It's hotter than a pair of jumper cables at at redneck picnic.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Skin your own skunk
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mind your own business
Other expressions
The Old Home Fill ’Er Up And Keep On Truckin’ Cafe
C.W. McCall
Miscellaneous
Written by by Bill Fries & C. Davis
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling.
Paula Poundstone
(1959 – ) American comedian
Miscellaneous
Sin
Laugh, clown, laugh; this is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.
Miscellaneous
I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.
Zach Galifianakis
(1969 – ) comedian & actor
Miscellaneous
Every tub has to sit on it’s own bottom.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Responsibility
I could stand flat footed and piss over a dump truck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gotta go bad
Other expressions
Bless your pea-pickin' heart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Most people don’t realize that two large pieces of coral painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer.
Miscellaneous
She’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Gossip
Other expressions
Talkative
He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
Pull in your horns.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Other expressions
Relax
You could grow potatoes in those dirty ears.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Oops!
Business name
Miscellaneous
Hair salons in Boston Massachusetts
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
He’s dumber than owl shit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
Unknown
Miscellaneous
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