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Four Gotes,  Cambridgeshire, England

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Dumb as a sack of doorknobs

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I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.

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I spoke to her and she didn't say pea turkey squat.

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Children need encouragement: if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

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One-third sap and two-thirds Eleanor.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
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I don’t know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

(1972 – ) English actress & comedian
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Every dog should have a few fleas.

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Bulbous Bouffant

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Good Heavenly Days!

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He’s as tough as a boot.

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If enough people tell you you’re dead, you ought to lay down.

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Stronger’n a garlic milkshake

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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.

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She's got mud all over her from bum hole to breakfast time.

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Another horse been in his barn

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I guess I’ll never forget her. And maybe I don't want to. Her spirit was wild, like a wild monkey. Her beauty was like a beautiful horse being ridden by a wild monkey. I forget her other qualities.

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Tighter than bark on a tree

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If I tell you a duck can pull a truck, shut up an hook it up.

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Crooked as a dog's hind leg.

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Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes

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