Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 73)

Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!

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Otterville,  Missouri

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My mother told me, you don’t have to put anything in your mouth you don’t want to; then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes your heart sink is when you look in, and there at the wheel is Captain Termite.

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I Hate When That Happens

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They from off.

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He sticks to that boy like white on rice.

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Confucius say… no time for your health today; no health for your time tomorrow.

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It’s got tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble with it.

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She could ruin a two-car funeral.

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I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!

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He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.

Frugal Miscellaneous Money

About as useful as buttons on a dishrag

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Skin your own skunk

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I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
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Were you raised in a barn?

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Never try to keep up with the Joneses; drag them down to your level… it’s cheaper that way.

(1908 – 1999) English writer
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I don’t do quagmires.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
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Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

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Old as dirt

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Fixments

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