Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 73)

Full of piss and vinegar

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Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon; but some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you’d look out your little window and think, ‘Boy, I’m glad I’m not out in THAT.’

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From Debutante to Doublewide

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He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

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She is so smart, even her teachers play chess with her.

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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,

Sermons and soda-water the day after.

(1788 – 1824) English poet
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Are you outta’ pocket again?

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You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.

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Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.

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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.

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One foot in the grave

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Couldn't hit her in the butt with a red apple.

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When people say, ‘You’re breaking my heart,’ they do in fact usually men that you’re breaking their genitals.

(1932 – 1997) British journalist
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I guess if I was starving to death I would eat a dog… but not a collie, because I don’t like the taste of collie.

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I'm feeling as low as a toad in a dry well.

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Ain’t got both oars in the water

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You need to get you some bidness!

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She has a butt like a forty-dollar mule.

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Useful as a broken leg.

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I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

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