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Miscellaneous
(Page 73)
Don't get your knickers in a knot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Calm down
Don’t get excited
Other expressions
He took in a lot of mules.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Slippery
Untrustworthy
It’s been saucered and blowed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Referring to a cup of hot coffee off the stove ready to drink
If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
If I can do you a favor
Other expressions
Jackin yer jaw
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Talking
I hope I never have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground
Miscellaneous
I don’t know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.
Miranda Hart
(1972 – ) English actress & comedian
Miscellaneous
St. Valentine
Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Proud
I've sallyjacked the potato salad.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I've made too much potato salad
Other expressions
No, it’s liquid sunshine.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Sarcastic response to when someone asks if it is raining
He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Conceited
Other expressions
Self-important
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
It's gonna be a gully washer.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rain
Refers to a large rain storm
He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Miscellaneous
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Wilder than a March hare
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Excitable
Other expressions
Wild
Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
Grant Naylor
Miscellaneous
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Thin
He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Remember what Daddy always says – an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!
Julia Roberts
(1967 – ) American actress & producer
Miscellaneous
As Shelby in “Steel Magnolias”
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