Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 73)

Don't get your knickers in a knot.

He took in a lot of mules.

It’s been saucered and blowed.

If you need somebody to push you in the creek, just lemme know.

Jackin yer jaw

I hope I never have to use my underpants as a flag, because after that I could never let my underpants touch the ground

I don’t know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

(1972 – ) English actress & comedian

Proud as a dog with a hemstitched tail

I've sallyjacked the potato salad.

No, it’s liquid sunshine.

He acts like he’s ten feet tall and bullet-proof.

If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.

It's gonna be a gully washer.

He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

I'm like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket & flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Wilder than a March hare

Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers

Natural enough to eat pie

He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.

He’s screw a snake in a sandstorm if someone’d hold it out straight for him.

Remember what Daddy always says – an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure!

(1967 – ) American actress & producer