Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 74)

I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.

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Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, within reason; when I asked her what she meant by within reason, she said that I ask a lot of questions for a garbage man.

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He’s a good ol’ dog, but sometimes he sh*ts to close to the porch.

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What goes over the Devil’s back comes back over his belly.

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As you will no doubt have foreseen…

(1946 – ) English media executive & newspaper editor
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Dead as 4 o’clock

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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He took in a lot of mules.

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Penny: Just you wait and see. I’m gonna romance your freakin’ ass off.

Leonard: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?

(1975 – ) American actor
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I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they’ll know this is someone else’s territory.

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Like what God gave a billy goat

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You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.

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Hold your horses

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I think I’m tryin’to get sick.

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Intercourse,  Pennsylvania

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A near man with a dollar.

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Laugh, clown, laugh; this is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

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Gridlock Christmas

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He’s so chincy, he can call his every dollar by its first name.

Frugal Miscellaneous Money

She could make the Pope kick out a stained glass window.

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You don't have the sense God gave a gnat.

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