Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 75)

You've heard the saying that every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time a mousetrap snaps, an angel gets set on fire.

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You don’t know shit from apple butter!

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Talk to the table.

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Scripted down

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Intercourse,  Pennsylvania

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Full of piss and vinegar

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She’s possum ugly.

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In the wake of a successful Iraqi elections President Bush’s job approval rating has jumped up to 57% or, as high school teachers call it, an ‘F’.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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Two ax handles acrost

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Oooo weee… I see Christmas.

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He's tighter than a fiddle string

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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Fixments

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