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Miscellaneous
(Page 75)
Don’t let the tail wag the dog.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Where something small or insignificant controls the larger system
He’s three sheets in the wind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Drunk
Other expressions
We always go to bed with the chickens.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Go to bed early
Other expressions
He's three days older than Moses.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
Just as irrigation is the lifeblood of the Southwest, lifeblood is the soup of cannibals.
Miscellaneous
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages
Tom Holt
Miscellaneous
They’re like two peas in a pod.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
They’re the same
A face like a robber’s dog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I hope she lives to a 150 and looks it.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I'm so hungry I could eat my elbows.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hunger
Other expressions
No News, Or What Killed The Dog
Nat M. Wills
Miscellaneous
Song Titles
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
Miscellaneous
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