Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 75)

He/she looked like death eating a cracker.

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I think they should continue the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.

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Born short and slapped down flat

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I had a survey done on my house; eight out of 10 people said they really rather liked it.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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Tall hog at the trough

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That boy wouldn’t work in a pie factory, afraid he’d get full and have to quit.

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If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber’s calf, he would’ve never started Christianity.

(1974 – ) American comedian
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You’ve got the saw by the wrong tree.

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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He ain't got no home trainin.

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A Boy Named Sue

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Hay is just the first stage of bullshit.

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There were so many people in that place, you couldn't stir 'em with a stick.

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