Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 75)

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
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I’ll wear you out till your hide won’t hold shucks.

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I guess we were all guilty, in a way; we all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, “I helped skin Bob.”

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Make Me Late For Work Today

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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

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Every dog should have a few fleas.

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He's as happy as if he had good sense.

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Monster Mash

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Too bad Lassie didn’t know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said “Lassie, go skate for help,” she could do it.

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Ain't I God's own fool?

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Like trying to sneak daylight past a rooster

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If [such and such happens] then it’s gonna be too wet to plow.

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Granny Scrooch

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