Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 75)

Church was a reminder there was something worse than school.

(1946 – ) American comedian
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He's as country as a bowl of grits.

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She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

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“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

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Slower than a Sunday afternoon.

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Dumber than a road lizard

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The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother… they’ll settle for a puppy every time.

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Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

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If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right

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Probably the saddest thing you’ll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy… forget it, little friend.

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If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.

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I went to see a hypnotist the other night and I really enjoyed myself, which made me suspicious…

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees.

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