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Miscellaneous
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He’d complain if you hung him with a new rope.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A person who is never satisfied
Complaining
Other expressions
Hangin’ in there like a hair in a biscuit.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Adhering closely
Determination
Other expressions
One time I don’t think you should listen to your body is when it says “I’m dead.”
Miscellaneous
I’m covered up.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Busy
Other expressions
We didn't plan to take 'em to raise.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Anonymous
Said of someone who has overstayed their welcome
Jump the broomstick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Marriage without benefit of a preacher or justice of the peace
Other expressions
If You’re Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right
Vern Gosdin
Miscellaneous
Written by Vern Gosdin & Max Barnes
Who put a bee in her bonnet?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Agitated
Being fixated on
Obsessed with
Other expressions
I wish to my never.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s amazing!
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not too bright
Other expressions
Practical Demonkeeping
Christoper Moore
Miscellaneous
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.
Miscellaneous
I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.
Miscellaneous
If [such and such happens] then it’s Katie bar the door.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There will be in trouble
If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don’t let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he’ll thank you.
Miscellaneous
Planted corn before the fence was built
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Was pregnant before marriage
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor people, like I am now.
Miscellaneous
Shit fire and save matches
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A declaration
Like “Well I'll be" or "You don't say”
Other expressions
Living high on the hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Living well
Other expressions
A mule can’t help it if his daddy is a jackass.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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