Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 8)

Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician
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The Piano Has Been Drinking

(1949 – ) American singer-songwriter, composer & actor
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Unfortunately, all Coach Carter taught me was that I can actually scratch the first four verses of Revelations into the back of a theater chair with my fingernail in a little under two hours.

(movie reviews at mrcranky.com)
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He’s just loudin’ off.

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The thing I don’t get about pedophilia… why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that’s all I have to say.

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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back… NOW who’s asking the questions?

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Ready with his hat and slow with his money.

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I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.

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He couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.

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Tight as a tick

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No, it’s liquid sunshine.

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Sight for sore eyes

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He’s so dumb he couldn’t piss his name in the snow.

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I try to be as nice to her as I possibly can, because one day I may need part of her liver.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing I’d glance over the treaty and then suddenly act surprised… “Wait a minute! I thought WE won!”

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You’re barking up the wrong tree.

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I read that when the archaeologists dug down into the ancient cemetery, they found fragments of human bones! What kind of barbarians were these people, anyway?

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Well, slap my head and call me silly.

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It’s comin’ down a toad-floater.

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I love you a bushel and a peck.

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