Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 8)

She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer

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Like a polecat at a camp meeting

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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was, I don’t think it would be a good idea to say, “I swallowed it. So sue me.”

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They live just a hoot and a holler down the road.

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I feel like a dog's breakfast.

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Righter en rain?

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Here’s a tip: if you ever decide to take apart a bird’s nest, to see how it’s made, first make sure it’s not somebody’s basket they got in South America.

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Slower than molasses in January

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… since Christ left Cleveland!

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My poor fellow, why not carry a watch.

(1852 – 1917) English actor & theater manager
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If growing up in the ’80s taught me one thing, it’s that my friends and I should have found a treasure map by now.


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So hungry my belly thinks my throat's been cut.

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Rehabilitation

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I think they should continue the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling.

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You need to get you some bidness!

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Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.

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He's as mad as a wet hen.

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I’ll tie a knot in yer tail

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He went and blessed me out!

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Get the short end of the stick

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Sat there like a bump on a log.

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