Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 8)

Held his hind leg

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Breast baby

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Fix your plate.

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Go piss up a rope.

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Within a lash

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The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.

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It's cold enough to hang meat in here.

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When old dogs bark, it's time to watch out.

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Klaus Toppmoller: hair like David Gower and dress sense like Austin Powers.

British sports announcer
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Dumber 'n a sack of wet mice

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Instead of past, present, and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
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Chestnut time

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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
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I'm so hungry, my stomach is gnawing on my backbone!

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He took in a lot of mules.

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Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.

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If you are 26 years old and you’re waking up under Star Wars sheets… the Force is not with you.

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
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What are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon?

(1954 – ) comedian & television actor
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Let me hug your neck.

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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss

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How many people have never raised their hand before?

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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