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I've sallyjacked the potato salad.

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Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.

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Don’t judge someone until they have tossed your salad.

(1954 – ) American actor & singer
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I wonder if Dracula ever has ticks.

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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That land is so poor two red-headed women couldn’t raise a fuss on it.

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I never made a mistake in my life… I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
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… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.

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Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!

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Be like the old lady who fell out of the wagon.

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… took a long dip in the ugly pond

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Energizer Bunny arrested… charged with battery.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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I hope I never do anything to bring shame on myself, my family or my other family.

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Narrow between the eyes.

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If you’re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don’t know how to speak the natives’ language, just say “Poppy-oomy.” I bet it means something.

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Like a buzzard in a tree waiting for a mule to die

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The football team from my high school was tough, after they sacked the quarterback they went after his family.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Refried Dreams

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Don’t pay it no never mind.

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So ugly the tide wouldn’t take her out.

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Good Heavenly Days!

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