Subject: Misspokements (Page 11)

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

The symbol of peace… the pigeon!

Irish sports broadcaster
Misspokements Sports

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age Colemanballs Misspokements

(We) should be allowed to wear shorts; God almighty, (LPGA) women are allowed to wear ‘em, and we’ve got better legs than they do.

professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.

Texas politician
Misspokements

It’s more than magnificent, it’s mediocre.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

… New Jersey?

(1973 – ) American actress
Intelligence Misspokements Places

I'm flying by the edge of my seat.

Misspokements

I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.

Misspokements

It’s permanent, for now.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so it’s possibly not the old shoulder injury.

English rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Misspokements Work

You mix two jiggers of scotch with one jigger of Metracal [a diet supplement]; so far, I’ve lost five pounds and my driver’s license.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Alcohol Food/Drink Misspokements

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me; I want all the kids to copulate me.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

American hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

He’s a two-legged tripod, if you know what I mean.

British football commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports