Subject: Misspokements (Page 12)

You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.

Golf Misspokements Sports

This boxer is doing what is expected of him, bleeding from his nose.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

He has me sitting on pins and cushions waiting.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Misspokements Situations

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Always we in Russia have something erect that we don’t need instead of what is needed.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements

We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America Education Intelligence Misspokements Places World

… another dropped out when diarrhea slowed him to the point of elimination.

Cycling commentator
Misspokements Sports

It takes one to know one – and vice versa!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Misspokements

Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

I can't understand the notoriety of people.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

I don’t think there’s anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers… I mean Chargers.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Misspokements Sports

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements Mistakes Problems

I’ll give you a definite maybe.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Tom.

basketball coach
Misspokements Sports

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

It’s a humbling thing being humble.

Ohio State football player
Misspokements Sports

Tempo… now there's a big word.

English football player & commentator
Misspokements

We can’t win at home… we can’t win on the road; as general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
Basketball Misspokements Sports