Subject: Misspokements (Page 13)

I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

All I’m asking for is what I want.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Future Misspokements Past Time

What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Let’s have some new cliches.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Write it down in your own handwriting.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Communication Misspokements Reading/Writing

It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Ray Wilkins' day will come one night.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Situations

If I wasn’t talking, I wouldn’t know what to say.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer
Communication Misspokements Speech

I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach.

(1947 – ) English business magnate & media personality
Misspokements

One of those Canadian proverbs.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Places

Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements President

I've hit the nail on the jackpot.

Misspokements

These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.

American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

I said to her, make sure the rug says ‘optimistic person comes to work.’

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Misspokements

Imported from a little town in Italy… Fresno.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Communication Language Misspokements