Subject: Misspokements (Page 13)

The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.

Misspokements Sports

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

We shouldn’t have to be burdened with all the technicalities that come up from time to time with shrewd, smart lawyers interpreting what the laws or what the Constitution may or may not say.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Law Lawyers Misspokements

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual, too.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter
Misspokements Sports

New mother – they get a sense of waddya call, “the maternals.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Yes, but keep copies.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop – and there wasn’t a duty-free shop.

British football player
Activities Misspokements Travel

Fast bowlers are quick. Just watch this – admittedly it is in slow motion.

Australian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

He's got a great future ahead; he's missed so much of it.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

I work for myself. I’m what ya call an entramanure.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It was six and half a dozen, and six won.

English football player & commentator
Misspokements

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He can be lethal death.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Death Misspokements

She went into the hospital after being bitten by a spider in a bathing suit.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist
Language Misspokements

Alain Prost is in a commanding second position.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That's no remedy for success.

English football player
Misspokements

I don’t drink, I’m a totalitarian.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Alcohol Characteristics Food/Drink Misspokements

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

The greatest thing just happened to me… I just got indicted into the Florida Sports Hall of Fame; they had a standing observation for me.

football coach
Misspokements