Subject: Misspokements (Page 14)

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

professional baseball player & executive
Misspokements Sports Success

These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.

American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

We’ll be back after this word from Manufacturer’s Hangover.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

The time in the world has gotten shorter so it doesn't take so long to get to Australia.

English football player
Misspokements

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn’t have a fish market.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The batsman’s is Holding, the bowler’s Willey.

cricket announcer
Misspokements Sports

It is a full house at the Eden Gardens. Today, Calcutta is celebrating the assassination of Mahatma Gandhi!

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

Well, I see in the game in Minnesota that Terry Felton has relieved himself on the mound in the second inning.

sportscaster & former professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

That letter’s too old! What I mean to say – it’s subspired.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

And now, coming into the game is the five-ton junior from Canton, Ohio.

Misspokements Sports

Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That’s what I call the ultimate laxative.

Canadian Prime Minister of Sports
Misspokements Sports

It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone; the Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery…. you can’t masturbate without lust!

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion Sex

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I am providing you with a copulation of answers to several questions raised…

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
Misspokements

There’s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

I was just a little bit exstartled about being called out of the ordinary.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach.

(1947 – ) English business magnate & media personality
Misspokements

Yes, but keep copies.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements