Subject: Misspokements (Page 14)

The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose.

English football player & announcer
Colemanballs Misspokements

I've hit the nail on the jackpot.

Misspokements

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting Entertainment Misspokements

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

I used to go missing a lot – Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany…

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Dating Misspokements

Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model
Communication Misspokements Speech

Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

He’s going for the green – and for those watching in black and white it’s behind the brown.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

Include me out.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

Winning is better than the next worse thing.

American baseball pitcher
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I lost it in the sun!

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Andujar Cedeno to lead it off; he swings… and he is hit by a pitch… and it is hit over the wall and out of here for a home run.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Fred Titmus has two short legs, one of them square.

Misspokements Sports

He [Magic Johnson] comes into the league with all that fancy stuff and they call it magic; I’ve been doing it for years and they call it schoolyard.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The only way that Miami will beat Florida St. is if they outscore them.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator
Football Misspokements Sports

Isn’t there any other part of the matzah you can eat?

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Food/Drink Misspokements

It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone; the Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery…. you can’t masturbate without lust!

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion Sex

In comparison, there’s no comparison.

English soccer commentator
Misspokements