Subject: Misspokements (Page 14)

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Misspokements

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer
Misspokements Sports

Is the bean dizzy?

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Well, let's see; there’s… of course… in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements

Laird has been brought in to stand in the corner of the circle.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Reporter: What did you think about the collective bargaining proposal?

Payton: (making $2,700,000 per year): People would have to cut their lifestyle, and they’d live like penny-pinchers.

professional football coach
Misspokements Money Sports

Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Schumacher has made his final stop three times.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Misspokements Science/Weather

These two teams are mirror images of themselves.

Misspokements Sports

The loss of life will be irreplaceable.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

There are some similarities, of course [between Iraq and Vietnam] – death is terrible.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Death Misspokements

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Money

It will have a special time on our plate.

Misspokements

I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present… only longer.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player
Future Misspokements Time

I can't understand the notoriety of people.

English football player & manager
Misspokements