Subject: Misspokements (Page 15)

Third base is certainly a reactionary position.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements Poverty Sports

Wouldn’t have to live in miscomfort.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

The Mets just had their first .500 or better April since July of 1992.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

How they arrived at their conclusions behooves me.

professional football player
Misspokements

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop – and there wasn’t a duty-free shop.

British football player
Activities Misspokements Travel

Go and shake a tower.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

I didn’t intend for this to take on a political tone; I’m just here for the drugs.

(1921 – ) former First Lady of the United States & actress
Drugs Misspokements

According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I get to go to lots of overseas places… like Canada.

(1981 – ) American singer
Intelligence Misspokements Places

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Science/Weather

Those are the sort of doors that get opened if you don't close them.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach.

(1947 – ) English business magnate & media personality
Misspokements

This is their first single, and their most successful so far.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Voosa Versa

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports