Subject: Misspokements (Page 16)

The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government Health Misspokements

How’s it going, Sunshine?

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator
Football Misspokements Sports

Let us glaze our assesto the queer old Dean.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

They weren’t even breathing at times, thanks to their fitness and strength.

English football player
Misspokements

He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.

Australian rules football player
Misspokements Sports

The United States has so much to offer the third world war.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Misspokements

When your opponent is down… kick him.

Misspokements Situations

It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.

English football player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

The gelling period has just started to knit.

England football player
Misspokements

According to team rules, the vote has to be unanimous. It can be unanimous or out loud.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes