Subject: Misspokements (Page 16)

I used to go missing a lot – Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany…

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Dating Misspokements

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements People

A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Craig Bellamy has literally been on fire.

Scottish football player & manager
Communication Language Misspokements

Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

Pete Rose has three thousand hits and three thousand fourteen overall.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I told him he’d have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Health Misspokements

Show me where to put my John Hancrock.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Anybody in their right mind who doesn’t ask you needs his head examined.

Irish broadcaster
Misspokements

David Boon is now completely clean-shaven, except for his moustache.

Australian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.

auto racing commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].

English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000.

English football player & analyst
Misspokements Sports

This is really a jack of all trades and master of non.

Misspokements

I know this music from memory, not from the music.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Memory Misspokements Music

I couldn't done it without my players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season… one word and one word only – Super Bowl.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports