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Misspokements
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I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
L.A.
Is that the best game you ever pitched?
An unknown sportscaster
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
To Don Larsen who had just pitched a perfect game
It passes outta you through your lower
intestubes.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Intestines
He's standing there making a sitting target of himself.
Terry Lawless
English boxing manager & trainer
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.
Don Drysdale
American baseball pitcher & announcer
Age
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I made a wrong mistake.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
Yogi-isms
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Indecision
Oxymorons
I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Quiet
Both of the Villa scorers – Withe and Mortimer – were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders who was born in Birkenhead.
David Coleman
Misspokements
And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
Ron Pickering
BBC commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Olympic 800 meters race
Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.
Lee Corso
Indiana University football coach & sports commentator
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them
intestinary
cases.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
I think that was a moment of cool panic there.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Misspokements
He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
This is their first single, and their most successful so far.
Mark Curry
(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.
Doug Collins
professional basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.
Carmen Policy
football team president
Football
Misspokements
Sports
After some fans were arrested for throwing bottles onto the field to protest the overturning of a game-deciding call by replay
A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature.
Nick Zito
Horse trainer
Misspokements
Sports
Horses
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