Subject: Misspokements (Page 16)

I don’t care if it doesn’t make a nickel; I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Grubb goes back, back… he’s under the warning track and makes the play.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?

(1971 – ) American actress

Is that the best game you ever pitched?

It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He's standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer

The Houston Astros are the youngest team in the National League if you judge by age.

American baseball pitcher & announcer

I made a wrong mistake.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Both of the Villa scorers – Withe and Mortimer – were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders who was born in Birkenhead.

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator

Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States.

Indiana University football coach & sports commentator

Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them intestinary cases.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I think that was a moment of cool panic there.

English former football player & manager

He’s talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This is their first single, and their most successful so far.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.

professional basketball player

I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.

football team president

A lot of horses get distracted; it’s just human nature.

Horse trainer