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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 17)
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Occupations
Opinion
Critics
Oxymorons
The gelling period has just started to knit.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Misspokements
He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.
Murray Mexted
New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Rugby
When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.
Clayton Williams
Texas businessman
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Losing
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
… New Jersey?
Tori Spelling
(1973 – ) American actress
Intelligence
Misspokements
Places
When asked the capital of New York
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach.
Alan Sugar
(1947 – ) English business magnate & media personality
Misspokements
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Situations
[Coedness] is like a radical agenda forced on college students.
Christine O'Donnell
(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Education
Misspokements
School
Situations
That's the thing that broke the straw.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Not to put her up on a limestone, but my sister is really terrific.
Anonymous
Misspokements
This is their first single, and their most successful so far.
Mark Curry
(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements
And the line up for the final of the Women’s 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I'll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one.
Homer Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Dan Castellaneta)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Reporter: Will you be rooting for the American League or National League in the All Star Game?
Dole: Probably.
Bob Dole
(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I managed good but, boy, did they play bad.
Rocky Bridges
(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Managing
I made a wrong mistake.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Misspokements
Mistakes
Problems
Yogi-isms
Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
That home run ties it up, 1-0.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I've never wanted to leave… I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer
English football player, coach & manager
Misspokements
When I hit Jimmy with that left it felt like when you hit a baseball and it goes right into deep field.
Joe Frazier
American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
On knocking out Jimmy Ellis
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