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Subject:
Misspokements
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I was there when I said it.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
There are some similarities, of course [between Iraq and Vietnam] – death is terrible.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Death
Misspokements
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
I’m going down so often these days you’d think I was making a blue movie.
John Conteh
English boxer
Boxing
Misspokements
Sex
Sports
Knockdowns
Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Misspokements
Music
Listening
Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Mannequins
Modeling
He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.
Jimmy Connors
American professional tennis player
Misspokements
Sports
On his defeat by Curren
Tennis
Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Billy Almon has all of his inlaws and outlaws here this afternoon.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Family
Misspokements
Relationships
Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
People
Sports
I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Oxymorons
Right
Wrong
If I look confused it is because I am thinking.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Appearance
Intelligence
Misspokements
Speech
Thinking
Confusion
There’s a strong criminal
relement
up there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Element
Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
He's the kind of player who usually comes along rarely and sometimes never.
'Bud' Grant
(1927 – ) American football coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Referring to defensive tackle Alan Page
The streets are safe in Philadelphia – it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Frank Rizzo Sr.
(1920 – 1991) American police officer & mayor of Philadelphia
Conflict
Crime
Misspokements
Places
Philadelphia
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