Subject: Misspokements (Page 18)

He's looking around at himself.

English football player
Misspokements

It has never been like this and now it is exactly the same again.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements

The time in the world has gotten shorter so it doesn't take so long to get to Australia.

English football player
Misspokements

The titular head… that’s the mother, ain’t it?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

The lights are shining quite darkly.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Communication Death Misspokements Speech Time

To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

This is unparalyzed in the state’s history.

Texas politician
Misspokements

It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Marty Noble: How come you’re wearing argyle socks?
Myers: I’m not. I got these at Woolworth’s.

professional baseball player
Appearance Clothing Misspokements

Jimmy Hill: Don’t sit on the fence Terry, what chance do you think Germany has got of getting through?

Venables: I think it’s fifty-fifty.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

The Rangers dropped out of the lead June 16 with a loss that will be forever remembered as the forgettable debut of lefthander Matt Perisho.

sports reporter
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Isn’t there any other part of the matzah you can eat?

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Food/Drink Misspokements

He slides into second with a stand up double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

There are some similarities, of course [between Iraq and Vietnam] – death is terrible.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Death Misspokements

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

Classifieds Misspokements Stupidity

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements People

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

 I want a school my football team can be proud of.

(1905 – 1998) botanist, author & University of Oklahoma president
Education Football Misspokements School Sports

Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports