Subject: Misspokements (Page 18)

I was there when I said it.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

There are some similarities, of course [between Iraq and Vietnam] – death is terrible.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

I’m going down so often these days you’d think I was making a blue movie.

English boxer

Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

(1971 – ) American actress

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player

Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!

(1971 – ) American actress

I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Billy Almon has all of his inlaws and outlaws here this afternoon.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Some quiet guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

British sports commentator

Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player

He's the kind of player who usually comes along rarely and sometimes never.

(1927 – ) American football coach

The streets are safe in Philadelphia – it’s only the people who make them unsafe.

(1920 – 1991) American police officer & mayor of Philadelphia