Subject: Misspokements (Page 18)

The team has come along slow but fast.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.

baseball player
Communication Misspokements Reading/Writing

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I’m rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
Conflict Crime Misspokements

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

(1931 – ) television newscaster
Misspokements

That’s the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

We'll be back with the recrap after this message.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Science/Weather

[Extending his hand at a campaign stop] I'm Dan Quayle. Who are you?
Woman: I'm your Secret Service agent.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements Situations

I was there when I said it.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements

Sir, you have been caught fighting a liar in the quad, you will leave Oxford by the next town drain.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

We are for the underdog, no matter how much of a dog he is.

(1898 – 1991) U.S. senator (Kentucky) & Major League Baseball commissioner
America Misspokements People Places

(We) should be allowed to wear shorts; God almighty, (LPGA) women are allowed to wear ‘em, and we’ve got better legs than they do.

professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Communication Misspokements Speech Time

Unstoppable, Baby!

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Activities Colemanballs Misspokements Sports