Subject: Misspokements (Page 19)

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs Misspokements People Places

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat.

professional basketball player
Misspokements

Willie Davis is not as young as he used to be.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
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The team has come along slow but fast.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I’m really happy for Coach Cooper and the guys who’ve been around here for six or seven years, especially our seniors.

college football player
Football Misspokements Sports

You have tasted a whole worm!

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

I'll make the money by selling one of my livers… I can get by with one.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

We’ll be back after this word from Manufacturer’s Hangover.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I want to be Robin to Bush’s Batman.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Characteristics Misspokements

Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.

Australian football player
Football Misspokements Sports

And now the sequence of events in no particular order.

(1931 – ) television newscaster
Misspokements

(They) should know each other like a book; they’ve been ex-teammates for years now.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant – they’re quite clear –- that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the Ten Commandments.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Beliefs God Government Misspokements Stupidity

When you have women in that situation [the military] it just creates a whole new set of dynamics which are distracting to training these men to kill or be killed.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Government Military Misspokements People Women

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

(1980 – ) popular singer
Communication Misspokements Speech

In two words, impossible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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