Subject: Misspokements (Page 2)

He never relinquishes my disbelief.

professional football player
Beliefs Misspokements

He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements Poverty Sports

Today, Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!

American sportscaster
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Dirty laundry is coming home to roost.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

Clint Eastwood is arriving… and here is Raquel Welch’s car… and here’s Alfred Hitchcar’s cock.

Misspokements

Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs Misspokements

Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

And the first five places are filled by five different cars.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Don’t worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Misspokements

Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
Conflict Crime Misspokements

That was a maximization of a minimization of hits.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age Colemanballs Misspokements

Sure I've got one; it's a perfect twenty-twenty.

American football player
Intelligence Misspokements

From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Misspokements Sports

His strength is his strength, his strength is.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs Misspokements

In ancient Rome they killed Sid Caesar.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America Education Intelligence Misspokements Places World

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

football coach
Misspokements Sports

When those stalls open, the horses are literally going to explode.

British horse racing commentator
Misspokements Sports

You’re gonna be stuffed in one of them intestinary cases.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes