Subject: Misspokements (Page 2)

He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Situations

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I used to go missing a lot – Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany…

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Dating Misspokements

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

I can't tell who's leading… it's either Oxford or Cambridge.

British news commentator
Misspokements Sports

If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

That’s what I call the ultimate laxative.

Canadian Prime Minister of Sports
Misspokements Sports

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

When your opponent is down… kick him.

Misspokements Situations

There is a number missing; I can see it.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, “Fourscore and seven years ago.”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.

Canadian hockey player
Hockey Misspokements Sports

There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense; in other words a good offense wins.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Those are the sort of doors that get opened if you don't close them.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

The lead is now 6.9 seconds… in fact, it’s just under 7 seconds.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports