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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 20)
A big factor in the game was the number of points scored.
Mike Ditka
(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
He is a very dangerous bowler… innocuous, if you like.
David Lloyd
cricket coach
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Discussing Chris Harris
E before O except before E-I-E-I-O.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
They can say what they want, but playoff hockey is a whole other ballgame.
Sam Quevares
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he?
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Gentlemen, I have nothing to say. Any questions?
Phil Watson
professional ice hockey player & coach
Misspokements
To reporters
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Catchers
Passed balls
I don’t think there’s anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers… I mean Chargers.
Bill Belichick
football coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent,
Marlons Perkos.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Marlin Perkins
The first two-syllable word I learned when I was growing up was "discretion.”
Eamonn Dunphy
Irish football player, author & broadcaster
Misspokements
Schumacher has made his final stop three times.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.
Bob Varsha
auto racing commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Until they split off into all them other
denumerations.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Demoninations
The greatest thing just happened to me… I just got indicted into the Florida Sports Hall of Fame; they had a standing observation for me.
Bill Peterson
football coach
Misspokements
I’ve gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I’ve never known a Groundhog Day like this and I’ll have to go and see the film to find out what it’s all about.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements
Situations
Groundhog Day
Ordinary
tradegies
of war.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Tragedies
How’s it going,
Sunshine?
Barack Obama
(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements
Campaigning in Sunrise Florida
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