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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 20)
I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.
Floyd Smith
Hockey coach
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
I don't think he's a thousand percent mentally.
Eamonn Dunphy
Irish football player, author & broadcaster
Misspokements
I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism; and I have a communications degree.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Communication
Misspokements
Ray Wilkins' day will come one night.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Misspokements
Situations
Cricket shouldn't be used as a political football.
David Graveney
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Schumacher has made his final stop three times.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.
Calvin Coolidge
(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Misspokements
Work
Unemployment
That's the thing that broke the straw.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
What a waste it is to lose one's mind; or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Intelligence
Mind
Misspokements
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs
Communication
Misspokements
Opinion
Speech
Ordinary
tradegies
of war.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Tragedies
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
A senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
Misspokements
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.
Dennis Rodman
professional basketball player
Education
Misspokements
School
It would be unprintable on television.
Geoff Boycott
English cricketer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
It just as easily could have gone the other way.
Don Zimmer
professional baseball player & manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
On his team's 4-4 record
We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
Misspokements
Places
I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett
professional basketball player & coach
Misspokements
Sports
I am B-U-Z-Y, busy!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
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