Subject: Misspokements (Page 20)

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Hockey coach

It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

I don't think he's a thousand percent mentally.

Irish football player, author & broadcaster

I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism; and I have a communications degree.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Ray Wilkins' day will come one night.

English football player & manager

Cricket shouldn't be used as a political football.

English cricketer

Schumacher has made his final stop three times.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president

That's the thing that broke the straw.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What a waste it is to lose one's mind; or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Ordinary tradegies of war.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th century.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

professional basketball player

It would be unprintable on television.

English cricketer

It just as easily could have gone the other way.

professional baseball player & manager

We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

professional basketball player & coach

I am B-U-Z-Y, busy!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)