Subject: Misspokements (Page 21)

I know the name, but I can’t replace the face.

professional baseball player

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

It is now possible they can get the impossible score they first thought possible.

British cricket journalist

Even my players aren't players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

That is what has made America last these past 200 centuries.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.

American basketball player

You guys lineup, alphabetically by height.

football coach

The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I can't understand the notoriety of people.

English football player & manager

You don’t have enough smarts to straighten this out. This is unstraightable.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them grettos.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Reporter: What did you think about the collective bargaining proposal?

Payton: (making $2,700,000 per year): People would have to cut their lifestyle, and they’d live like penny-pinchers.

professional football coach

It’s a humbling thing being humble.

Ohio State football player

Billy Almon has all of his inlaws and outlaws here this afternoon.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

That was a needle through the haystack job.

English football player

I am not going to speak much, otherwise I’ll again say something.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer