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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 21)
I know the name, but I can’t replace the face.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Appearance
Misspokements
Faces
Names
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
It is now possible they can get the impossible score they first thought possible.
Christopher Martin-Jenkins
British cricket journalist
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Even my players aren't players.
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
That is what has made America last these past 200 centuries.
Gerald Ford
(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
America
Misspokements
Places
These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.
Chuck Person
American basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
You guys lineup, alphabetically by height.
Bill Peterson
football coach
Misspokements
Sports
The officer ain’t interested in no
renimiscences
of yours.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Remembrances
Reminiscing
I can't understand the notoriety of people.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Misspokements
You don’t have enough smarts to straighten this out. This is unstraightable.
Sparky Anderson
(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Intelligence
Misspokements
Sports
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them
grettos.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghettos
That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
Reporter: What did you think about the collective bargaining proposal?
Payton: (making $2,700,000 per year): People would have to cut their lifestyle, and they’d live like penny-pinchers.
Gary Payton
professional football coach
Misspokements
Money
Sports
Collective bargaining
It’s a humbling thing being humble.
Maurice Clarett
Ohio State football player
Misspokements
Sports
On seeing his stock drop as the NFL draft approached
Billy Almon has all of his inlaws and outlaws here this afternoon.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Family
Misspokements
Relationships
There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent,
Marlons Perkos.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Marlin Perkins
Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
That was a needle through the haystack job.
Clive Allen
English football player
Misspokements
I am not going to speak much, otherwise I’ll again say something.
Viktor Chernomyrdin
(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
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