Subject: Misspokements (Page 21)

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Fear was absolutely necessary; without it, I would have been scared to death.

American boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.

Colemanballs Misspokements

The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind.

English athlete & politician
Misspokements Sports

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.

football team president
Football Misspokements Sports

I’d be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

American baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?

Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Well, there’s only one thing I can say after that over, and that’s to clap my hands.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000.

English football player & analyst
Misspokements Sports

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements People

When I played football, we were small, but we were slow. Our record was five and five; we lost five games at home and five on the road.

Texas businessman
Football Misspokements Sports

Reporter: To what do you attribute last night’s loss?

Dale Neal: To the fact that they scored more points than we did.

Misspokements Sports

Our goal is to score 27 points. If we can get two touchdowns and three field goals, we’ve got our 27 points.

(1937 – ) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports