Subject: Misspokements (Page 22)

Pain is only temporary, no matter how long it lasts.

American football player
Football Misspokements Sports

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

And tonight norther areas can expect incest and rain – I’m sorry, incessant rain.

Misspokements Science/Weather

The gap between the two cars is 0.9 of a second, which is less than one second.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports Time

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant, but that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.

professional hockey player
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Nobody in football should be called a genius; a genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

American football player & commentator
Football Misspokements Sports

In Willie DeWit, we have an all-American boy, even though he is a Canadian.

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Speaking from memory, I don't know how many points Nelson Piquet has.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.

American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

It was six and half a dozen, and six won.

English football player & commentator
Misspokements

The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Insults Misspokements Sports

I don’t think there’s anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers… I mean Chargers.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Eric Show will be oh-for-ten if that pop fly comes down.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

That picture was taken out of context.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Why does everybody stand up and sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when they’re already there?

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

So, that island that you own… is it near the beach?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes