Subject: Misspokements (Page 22)

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer
Boxing Intelligence Misspokements Sports Thinking

I wish they'd hurry up and get their act in gear.

Misspokements

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

There is one word in baseball that says it all, and that word is, ‘You never know.’

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

He looked like a rabbit with headlights there.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Misspokements

All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Such Bulgarians should be vanished.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb… uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

professional basketball player
Misspokements Sports

Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.

English former football player & manager
Colemanballs Misspokements

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

There’s nothing wrong with revenge – it’s the best way to get even.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Communication Language Misspokements

(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I’ve never seen a game like this; every game this year has been like this.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Insults Misspokements Sports