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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 22)
Anything happens in Grand Prix racing, and it usually does.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
When they said Canada, I thought it was up in the mountains somewhere.
Marilyn Monroe
(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Canada
Misspokements
Places
I told him he’d have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Health
Misspokements
On the death of David Oistrakh
The Rangers dropped out of the lead June 16 with a loss that will be forever remembered as the forgettable debut of lefthander Matt Perisho.
Gerry Fraley
sports reporter
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Reporter: Who do you think is the number one player of all time?
Logan: I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Babe Ruth
If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I’d say that’s a double loss.
John Madden
(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football
Misspokements
Sports
I’m undisputed. There's no disputing that.
Lennox Lewis
British and Canadian boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
While still undisputed world heavyweight champion
They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he’s nothing like him, but I can see why – it’s because he’s a bit different.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Misspokements
People
Sports
I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
Barack and Michelle Obama] have power in their words; they could refudiate [sic] what it is that this group is saying.
Sarah Palin
(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements
On the NAACP charge of racism in the Tea Party movement
It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.
Unknown BBC Presenter
Misspokements
Time
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
The
privatesies
of the bedroom.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Privacy
Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
A big factor in the game was the number of points scored.
Mike Ditka
(1939 – ) American football player & coach
Football
Misspokements
Sports
(Willie) McCovey swings and misses, and it’s fouled back.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I don’t want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.
Sherman Douglas
professional basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
Fairness
Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Misspokements
Music
A man could not be in two places at the same time unless he were a bird.
Boyle Roche
(1736 – 1807) Irish politician
Misspokements
People
The ancient Egyptian kings, the
fairy-ohs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Pharohs
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