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Subject:
Misspokements
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There's a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall… it's rolling towards second base.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
What ya do in the
privates
of your own room is your own
privates.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Own business
Privacy
The man is United through and through – cut him and he bleeds red.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements
On Sir Alex Ferguson
The Lord descend down a
thundervolt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Thunderbolt
Schumacher has made his final stop three times.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I've never wanted to leave… I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer
English football player, coach & manager
Misspokements
And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
It’s difficult to remember when you haven’t played it before.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Intelligence
Memory
Misspokements
Music
… another dropped out when diarrhea slowed him to the point of elimination.
James Richardson
Cycling commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Cycling
On the Tour de France
You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
For your information, just answer me one question!
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Hi ho
Silverwear…
Away!
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Silver
The only problem I really have in the outfield is with fly balls.
Carmelo Martinez
(1960 – ) Puerto Rican professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
She changes prices. I caught her in a near
misdemeanus.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Crime
Misspokements
Misdemeanor
Mardon me padam, this pie is occupewed.
William Archibald Spooner
(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements
Pardon me madam this pew is occupied
Spoonerism
We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America
Misspokements
Places
Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Bit off more than I can chew
I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
Misstatements
Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
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