Subject: Misspokements (Page 27)

I always enjoy animal acts.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president
Misspokements

Because there are no fours.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

And he’s lost both right front tires.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities Misspokements

He's usually a good puller – but he couldn't get it up that time.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Last night's homer was Willie Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind.

English athlete & politician
Misspokements Sports

They said it would last two rounds; they were half right, it lasted four.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Only one percent of the oil pollution in the sea is the result of oil drilling, while 63 percent is the result of natural seepage on the ocean floor.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Intelligence Misspokements Stupidity

I didn’t say that I didn’t say it, I said that I didn’t say that I said it; I want to make that very clear.

(1907 – 1995) U.S. governor (Michigan)
Communication Misspokements Speech

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

One of those Canadian proverbs.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Places

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

There’s a strong criminal relement up there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.

professional hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

We drove a stake in the stand.

Misspokements

I have been laid up with intentional flu.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health Misspokements

You’ll soon be had as a matterof course.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Some guys are inwardly outgoing.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements