Subject: Misspokements (Page 27)

Go and shake a tower.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we’re going forward to tomorrow or whether we’re going to go past to the – to the back.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Future Misspokements Past Time

It’s a humbling thing being humble.

Ohio State football player
Misspokements Sports

His throw went absolutely nowhere near where it was going.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Ifso fatso

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Problems Sports

An ideal mind is the devil's playground.

Misspokements

I don’t think there’s anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers… I mean Chargers.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.

British football commentator
Misspokements

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements

It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

We are for the underdog, no matter how much of a dog he is.

(1898 – 1991) U.S. senator (Kentucky) & Major League Baseball commissioner
America Misspokements People Places

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The Lord is a shoving leopard.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

In the hunt to buy the San Francisco Giants was George Shinn, owner of the Charlotte Harlots.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

(He’s) is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls like Randy Jones wears… I think you call it a Frisbee.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Appearance Hair Misspokements

George W. Bush did a incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop #85.

professional football player (#85)
Football Misspokements Sports