Subject: Misspokements (Page 28)

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

skier
Misspokements Sports

They speak all the languages of the rainbow here.

Scottish auto racer
Communication Language Misspokements

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

English football player & analyst
Misspokements

I’ll give you a definite maybe.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Tell them to stand closer apart.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player
Misspokements Past Time

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Why do you always insist on playing while I’m trying to conduct?

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

I’m not blind to hearing what everybody else hears.

professional baseball player
Misspokements

Well, let's see; there’s… of course… in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements

Yes, but that’s our strongest weak point.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

If everything were going good for him, he'd be having success.

American hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts.

television journalist & newscaster
Misspokements

We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn’t appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
America Misspokements

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.

college basketball player
Misspokements

I thought that "Roman candles" just meant that they were imported. You know, from Romany.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

This is the best biography by me I have ever read.

(1903 – 1992) American bandleader & TV host
Books Communication Misspokements Reading/Writing