Subject: Misspokements (Page 28)

Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin… unless this is the action, which it is.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements

It’s permanent, for now.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

When you lose your hands, you can’t play baseball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Laundryette

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I feel like a drunken man who doesn’t have a drink.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
Alcohol Food/Drink Misspokements

I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he put the tag on him.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

He's looking around at himself.

English football player
Misspokements

How’s it going, Sunshine?

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements

Isn’t there any other part of the matzah you can eat?

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Food/Drink Misspokements

If you understand English, press 1; if you do not understand English, press 2.

Communication Language Misspokements

We have completed all the items: from A to B.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements

When your opponent is down… kick him.

Misspokements Situations

We are not going to be any three-clouds-and-a-yard-of-dust team.

football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

I’ve got ten pairs of training shoes… one for every day of the week.

(1966 – ) English dance-pop singer, actress & former model
Appearance Clothing Misspokements

I made a wrong mistake.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Misspokements Mistakes Problems Yogi-isms

He talks not probably enough yet, because of the experience he hasn't got.

English football player
Misspokements

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.

(1921 – ) former First Lady of the United States & actress
Communication Misspokements Speech

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Misspokements