Subject: Misspokements (Page 29)

Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The sun doesn’t shine on the same dog’s butt every day but we sure didn’t expect a total eclipse.

American football player, coach & college athletics administrator
Misspokements Sports

If you understand English, press 1; if you do not understand English, press 2.

Communication Language Misspokements

We were tipping off our plays; whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was as pale as a ghost.

professional football executive
Football Misspokements Sports

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.

college basketball player
Misspokements

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

English football player, coach & manager
Misspokements

A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.

professional hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He's ranked number three in Britain, number four in the world. You can't get any higher!

English darts player
Misspokements Sports

These two teams are mirror images of themselves.

Misspokements Sports

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I’m traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop #85.

professional football player (#85)
Football Misspokements Sports

Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

(Bruce) Benedict may not be hurt as much as he really is.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

football broadcaster
Football Misspokements Sports

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.

Hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Those trees seem to grow every year…

British professional golfer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

[singer] Jim Reeves died on the 31st July, 1964, but his career was not affected by his death.

English radio broadcaster
Misspokements