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Subject:
Misspokements
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The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he?
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements
All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.
Ralph Kiner
(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government
Misspokements
People
Poor
Republicans
Voting
Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.
Ted Lowe
BBC commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Snooker
Why do you always insist on playing while I’m trying to conduct?
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Misspokements
Music
Conducting
That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.
Bill Peterson
football coach
Misspokements
Sports
Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs
Misspokements
People
Places
Louisiana
Racism
I’m 50 years of old.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Age
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Maude: That man had charisma!Archie: I don't care if he
was
sick!
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?
Chris Eubank: On what?
Chris Eubank
British boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them
grettos.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Ghettos
Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
How’s it going,
Sunshine?
Barack Obama
(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements
Campaigning in Sunrise Florida
That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
I want to thank each and every one of you for having
extinguished
yourselves this session.
Gib Lewis
Texas politician
Misspokements
Distiguished
We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.
Donald Rumsfeld
(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Misspokements
?
Special kind of stanima.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Stamina
Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
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