Subject: Misspokements (Page 3)

Marshall's bowling with his head.

Misspokements Sports

Can I sew you to another sheet?

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

(1980 – ) popular singer
Communication Misspokements Speech

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

professional golfer
Misspokements Sports

Television has raised writing to a new low.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Entertainment Misspokements Reading/Writing Television

I can definitely say, that had the police not been there this morning, there would have been no arrests.

British politician
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But obviously, we’ve got to stand with our North Korean allies.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements Places

The vertizontal hold on the TV.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Misspokements Sports Time

All the Padres need is a fly ball in the air.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

And he’s got the icepack on his groin there, so it’s possibly not the old shoulder injury.

English rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

He’s going for the green – and for those watching in black and white it’s behind the brown.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

Laundryette

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good.

professional hockey coach
Hockey Misspokements Sports

Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sparky is the only guy I know who’s written more books than he has read.

baseball broadcaster
Misspokements Reading/Writing Sports

I’m not an athlete; I’m a professional baseball player.

professional baseball player
Baseball Misspokements Sports

The Queen's Park Oval -– as its name suggests, absolutely round!

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

(After playing an exhibition game in Canada, Logan was surprised to learn that even the kids speak French.)

professional baseball player
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Mike Andrews' limits are limitless.

American baseball manager
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