Subject: Misspokements (Page 3)

The question looming over Magri, is not will he keep the title, but can he?

British sports commentator

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.

BBC commentator

Why do you always insist on playing while I’m trying to conduct?

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

That’s the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes’ booth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Best player ever? … I’d have to go with the immoral Babe Ruth.

professional baseball player

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

football coach

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

I’m 50 years of old.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Maude: That man had charisma!

Archie: I don't care if he was sick!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?

Chris Eubank: On what?

British boxing champion

That’s how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy… all them grettos.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Magri has to do well against the unknown Mexican who comes from a famous family of five boxing brothers.

British sports commentator

How’s it going, Sunshine?

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president

That’s what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.

Texas politician

We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

Special kind of stanima.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator