Subject: Misspokements (Page 30)

Bizet was a very young man when he composed this symphony, so play it softly.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.

British Olympic decathlon champion
Misspokements Sports

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

There were no scores below single figures.

Australian cricketer & commentator
Misspokements Sports

I'm concentrating so much I don't know what I'm doing half the time.

British boxer
Misspokements Sports

Princess Anne’s horse is literally eating up the ground.

horse racing commentator
Misspokements Sports

This vast display of cattleships and bruisers.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor; it’s the other way around… they never vote for us.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements People

One of those Canadian proverbs.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Places

My sport is about 90 percent strength and 40 per cent technique.

Wrist-wrestling champion
Misspokements Sports

Our goal is to score 27 points. If we can get two touchdowns and three field goals, we’ve got our 27 points.

(1937 – ) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

That’s the trouble with directors; always biting the hand that lays the golden egg.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me; I want all the kids to copulate me.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

These hemorrhoids are a real pain in the neck.

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Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The team has come along slow but fast.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Today Chicago, tomorrow's Saturday.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Remember, attraction is a three-way street. Or is it a one-way tunnel?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes