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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 30)
Special kind of stanima.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Stamina
The two of us all alone and, well, we was
imminent
together.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Intimate
She caught a touch of
laryngosis
from the smoke.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Misspokements
Laryngitis
I told him he’d have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Health
Misspokements
On the death of David Oistrakh
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.
Joe Bugner
American boxer
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
I feel like a drunken man who doesn’t have a drink.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Misspokements
Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment
Misspokements
Music
Roy Keane – his face punches the air.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Misspokements
The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Gastritis
Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
It really kind of
infilterates the no-strils.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Infiltrates the nostrils
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Family
Misspokements
I'm flying by the edge of my seat.
Anonymous
Misspokements
He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Schumacher has made his final stop three times.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach.
Alan Sugar
(1947 – ) English business magnate & media personality
Misspokements
I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Winston Bennett
professional basketball player & coach
Misspokements
Sports
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