Subject: Misspokements (Page 30)

Special kind of stanima.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I told him he’d have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

American boxer

I feel like a drunken man who doesn’t have a drink.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Without him here, it is impossible to know how fast he will play it, approximately.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

Roy Keane – his face punches the air.

Scottish football player & broadcaster

The atheist religion don’t believe in the Bible.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress

It really kind of infilterates the no-strils.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

I'm flying by the edge of my seat.

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Schumacher has made his final stop three times.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach.

(1947 – ) English business magnate & media personality

I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

professional basketball player & coach