Subject: Misspokements (Page 31)

Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Throwing bricks and bottles, it’s like a regular inserruption.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

He is a very dangerous bowler… innocuous, if you like.

cricket coach

A well-boiled icicle

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

Niloleum

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You’re breakin’ about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.

college basketball player

You mix two jiggers of scotch with one jigger of Metracal [a diet supplement]; so far, I’ve lost five pounds and my driver’s license.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach

The Minutemen are not tall in terms of height.

Basketball analyst & sportscaster

The only way that Miami will beat Florida St. is if they outscore them.

(1931 – 2012) American college football historian & television commentator

I’m 50 years of old.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The symbol of peace… the pigeon!

Irish sports broadcaster

Owww… it caught ‘em right in the pants area.

(1958 – ) Canadian hockey player & announcer

We have a firm commitment to Europe; we are a part of Europe.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

That’s a genuine fac-same-ully.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna’s Lotus sounding rough?

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

It’s got lots of installation.

professional baseball player