Subject: Misspokements (Page 32)

I’m undisputed. There's no disputing that.

British and Canadian boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

The word is psalm – S-O-M.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

And the first five places are filled by five different cars.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Yes, but keep copies.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Until they split off into all them other denumerations.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Government Misspokements

He (Lyndon Johnson) wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team (1964 New York Mets).

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Misspokements Poverty Sports

Modern dancing is old fashioned.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance Misspokements

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

That was Benes’ fifth strikeout on the day; he came in with 94, so now he has 104 strikeouts on the year.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be abstinent alone; the Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery…. you can’t masturbate without lust!

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion Sex

Sure… I’m proud to be an American.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

I am blind like the mighty oak.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Speech Sports

I’ve been dunked on by (Vitaly) Potapenko and now (Zan) Tabak; the good part is that they don’t make posters of those guys.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

[Osama Bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Misspokements

You either win or you lose… there's no in between.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

He’s throwing grounders.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Memory Misspokements Speech Time

The ancient Egyptian kings, the fairy-ohs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes