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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 33)
Until they split off into all them other
denumerations.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Demoninations
They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he’s nothing like him, but I can see why – it’s because he’s a bit different.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Misspokements
People
Sports
Welcome to Worcester where we have just seen Barry Richards hit one of Basil D'Oliveira's balls clean out of the ground.
Brian Johnston
cricket announcer
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.
Alan Minter
English professional boxer
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
I’m rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?
Lou Whitaker
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
After arriving in a stretch limo for a players’ union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike
That picture was taken out of context.
Jeff Innis
professional baseball player
Misspokements
Sports
Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
It’s not over yet.
Peter Alliss
British professional golfer & commentator
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
After Phil Mickelson winning putt at the 2004 Masters
Can’t you be indelicate for once?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
After being asked by a player if he had ever played baseball
They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help…. and we are helping, and we’re going to continue to help.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements
Helping
Largess, smalless, any kind of ess.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
It just as easily could have gone the other way.
Don Zimmer
professional baseball player & manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
On his team's 4-4 record
Today Chicago, tomorrow's Saturday.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
That’s cricket, Harry, you get these sort of things in boxing.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Boxing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Cricket
Sportsmanship
My fellow astronauts…
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication
Misspokements
Speech
One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Beliefs
Communication
Misspokements
Opinion
Speech
It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a
morphadite?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Hermaphrodite
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