Subject: Misspokements (Page 34)

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

He’s throwing grounders.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.

professional basketball player & coach
Misspokements Sports

Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Barack and Michelle Obama] have power in their words; they could refudiate [sic] what it is that this group is saying.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements

Today, Pittsburgh beat the Pirates, 6 to 6!

American sportscaster
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I’m due at the ballet. They’re doin’ Swoon Lake.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

An ideal mind is the devil's playground.

Misspokements

The officer ain’t interested in no renimiscencesof yours.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

A lot of the seats were half empty.

Misspokements

The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government Misspokements

I am not going to give you a number for it because it’s not my business to do intelligent work.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Misspokements

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

I'll decide when to write my own obituary.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

Well, let's see; there’s… of course… in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
Misspokements

It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Go ahead, spew it off your chest.

Misspokements