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Subject:
Misspokements
(Page 34)
Fear was absolutely necessary; without it, I would have been scared to death.
Floyd Patterson
American boxing champion
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
It ain’t enough that he’s a Pinko and an atheist; you gonna turn him from a man to a
morphadite?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Hermaphrodite
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
I've got my faults, but living in the past isn't one of them; there's no future in it.
Sparky Anderson
(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Future
Misspokements
Past
Time
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.
David Garcia
Misspokements
Sports
A sexagenarian? At his age? I think that’s disgusting!
Gracie Allen
(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Age
Misspokements
Old
Sex
TV/Movie Quotes
As I said before and I said yesterday, this is one of the key questions that will be decided or not decided at Edinburgh.
Douglas Hurd
British politician & novelist
Misspokements
Enos Cabell started here with the Astros… and before that he was with the Orioles.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg… but leukemia is worse still.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Health
Misspokements
Sports
I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.
Terry Bradshaw
professional football player & broadcaster
Misspokements
Sports
There’s a good animal show on with that kindly old gent,
Marlons Perkos.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Marlin Perkins
This is their first single, and their most successful so far.
Mark Curry
(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements
He's got a cut on his left eye… it's just below his eyebrow.
Harry Carpenter
British sports commentator
Boxing
Misspokements
Sports
These people haven’t seen the last of my face. If I go down, I’m going down standing up.
Chuck Person
American basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Excuses
If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Oxymorons
I used to go missing a lot – Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Germany…
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Dating
Misspokements
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements
Tom.
Tom Nissalke
basketball coach
Misspokements
Sports
When asked how he pronounced his name
I’m not an athlete; I’m a professional baseball player.
John Kruk
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics
Misspokements
Speech
Bad
Good
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