Subject: Misspokements (Page 34)

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model
Communication Misspokements Speech

Chappell just stood on his feet and smashed it to the boundary.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

I’ve got ten pairs of training shoes… one for every day of the week.

(1966 – ) English dance-pop singer, actress & former model
Appearance Clothing Misspokements

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual, too.

(1931 – ) American boxing promoter
Misspokements Sports

Imported from a little town in Italy… Fresno.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Fewer and fewer in between

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

He’s throwing grounders.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

football coach
Misspokements Sports

Why do you always insist on playing while I’m trying to conduct?

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

Laundryette

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

They’ve picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders.

English former football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

They had us with the walls to our back.

professional baseball player & manage
Misspokements Sports

Stronsay is an island surrounded by sea.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

Ever hear of the old saying, “grass don’t grow on a busy street?”

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Sure… I’m proud to be an American.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

[singer] Jim Reeves died on the 31st July, 1964, but his career was not affected by his death.

English radio broadcaster
Misspokements