Subject: Misspokements (Page 34)

I get to go to lots of overseas places… like Canada.

(1981 – ) American singer
Intelligence Misspokements Places

We drove a stake in the stand.

Misspokements

That home run ties it up, 1-0.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment; it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

Only one percent of the oil pollution in the sea is the result of oil drilling, while 63 percent is the result of natural seepage on the ocean floor.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Intelligence Misspokements Stupidity

I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Misspokements

Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements Places

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

We expect them (Salvadoran officials) to work toward the elimination of human rights.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements People

Speaking from memory, I don't know how many points Nelson Piquet has.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Turner pulls into second with a sun-blown double.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Even my players aren't players.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I don’t care what the tape says… I didn’t say it.

football coach
Misspokements Sports

I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

You're a liar. There ain't no “Hotel Episode” in Detroit!

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

It’s basically the same, just darker.

stock car racer
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I haven't committed a crime; what I did was fail to comply with the law.

(1927 – ) American mayor (New York City)
Crime Misspokements

If crime went down 100%, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be.

American politician
Conflict Crime Misspokements

I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.

American basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

I am not denying anything I did not say.

(1939 – ) Canadian prime minister
Misspokements

That e-mail was from Ann On.

Misspokements