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We got to practice a little bit. I want these guys to be bouncing around like a pogo stick on Viagra.

Bob Green

football coach

I can tell you it’s a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through.

Murray Mexted

New Zealand rugby player & commentator

Misspokements Sports Rugby

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

Jean Perron

Canadian hockey coach

Hockey Misspokements Sports Injuries

This boxer is doing what is expected of him, bleeding from his nose.

Harry Carpenter

British sports commentator

Boxing Misspokements Sports

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

Trevor Bailey

British sports commentator

Misspokements Sports Cricket

Let’s have some new cliches.

Samuel Goldwyn

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Misspokements

His face is sagging with tension.

Sid Waddell

English sports commentator

Appearance Misspokements Sports Darts

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain’t got no pre-conscrewed ideas.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Preconceived

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

Unknown BBC Presenter

Misspokements Time

I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

Trevor Linden

Canadian hockey player

Hockey Misspokements Sports Depository On viewing the site of John F. Kennedy's assassination in Dallas

We all know what it’s like to have a half-warmed fish within us.

William Archibald Spooner

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

Misspokements A half-formed wish Spoonerism

Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

Jerry Coleman

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

Communication Language Misspokements Mexican Spanish

Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.

David Thompson

professional basketball player

Basketball Misspokements Sports

And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements

I definitely want Brooklyn [his daughter] to be Christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

David Beckham

professional football player

Beliefs Misspokements Religion

L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?

Christina Applegate

(1971 – ) American actress

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children” L.A.

Sir, you have been caught fighting a liar in the quad, you will leave Oxford by the next town drain.

William Archibald Spooner

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words

Misspokements Lighting a fire Spoonerism Train

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Hana Mandlikova

Czech professional tennis player

Misspokements Sports On Martina Navratilova Tennis

The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

Archie Bunker

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes Enamel

As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?

Sarah Palin

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author

Government Misspokements Vice president

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Subject: Misspokements (Page 35)

We got to practice a little bit. I want these guys to be bouncing around like a pogo stick on Viagra.

I can tell you it’s a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through.

It took me 20 years to memorize the deformaties of the room.

This type of injury is very painful. Especially when it hurts.

This boxer is doing what is expected of him, bleeding from his nose.

Then there was that dark horse with the golden arm, Mudassar Nazar.

Let’s have some new cliches.

His face is sagging with tension.

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain’t got no pre-conscrewed ideas.

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

I had to pinch myself seeing the grassy knoll and the book suppository building.

We all know what it’s like to have a half-warmed fish within us.

Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

Ball handling and dribbling are my strongest weaknesses.

And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

I definitely want Brooklyn [his daughter] to be Christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?

Sir, you have been caught fighting a liar in the quad, you will leave Oxford by the next town drain.

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

The hell with the toothpicks; they say them things bust your emammal anyhow.

As for that VP talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?