Subject: Misspokements (Page 36)

He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].

English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

That’s history; I say history because it happened in the past.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
History Misspokements Time

I intend to open this country up to democracy, and anyone who is against that, I will jail.

(1918 – 1999) Brazilian military leader & politician
Democracy Government Misspokements

I’ve now been in 57 states… I think one left to go.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Misspokements

He's got a great future ahead; he's missed so much of it.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

David Boon is now completely clean-shaven, except for his moustache.

Australian cricketer
Misspokements Sports

The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government Health Misspokements

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Here’s a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

To win, I’d run over Joe’s mom too.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present… only longer.

(1953 – 1998) baseball player
Future Misspokements Time

Third base is certainly a reactionary position.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Interviewer: Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?

Chris Eubank: On what?

British boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Haven't we beat that with a dead stick?

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements President

I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

professional football general manager
Football Misspokements Sports

Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes