Subject: Misspokements (Page 36)

They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

Football Misspokements Sports

It would be unprintable on television.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

When we’re competing for the Stanley Cup, this record won’t mean a thing.

professional hockey player
Misspokements Sports

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Activities Exercise Misspokements

The Baltimore Colts are a bright young team; it seems as if they have their future ahead of them.

(1919 – 2006) American sports announcer
Future Misspokements Sports Things

When our boys come home from France, we will have the hags flungout.

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.

British football commentator
Misspokements

It has made the richest prize in sport the richest prize in sport.

American boxer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

The Americans sowed the seed, and now they have reaped the whirlwind.

English athlete & politician
Misspokements Sports

In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Memory Misspokements Speech Time

For your information, just answer me one question!

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

And the first five places are filled by five different cars.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

What ya do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

U.S. history – that’s part of your whole American heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Michael Owen isn't the tallest of lads, but his height more than makes up for that.

English football player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

He treats us like men; he lets us wear earrings.

college football player
Football Misspokements Sports

I’m glad for your gratification.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That picture was taken out of context.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

If we hadn’t given them those first four touchdowns, it might have been different.

American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Alain Prost is in a commanding second position.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports