Subject: Misspokements (Page 36)

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Misspokements

Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.

Colemanballs Misspokements

I’m telling you that Porsche was literally right up my arse in the fast lane of the motorway.

Misspokements

This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements

He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.

(1922 – ) boxing trainer & manager
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Just imagine what he’ll be like when senility kicks in… if it hasn’t already.

English former football player & manager
Health Intelligence Mind Misspokements

Go ahead, spew it off your chest.

Misspokements

 It’s obvious these Russian swimmers are determined to do well on American soil.

British swimmer & sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Considering what he done, I think it was highly aproplactic.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

You have really solidified the Mets' centerfield problem.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

It was gone before it got outta here; it was going that fast.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.

Texas politician
Misspokements

It’s too caustic, said a director, when asked his opinion of a script.

Goldwyn: To hell with the cost, if it’s a good picture, we’ll make it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops Misspokements

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don’t like it – you can see it all over their faces.

English former football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

It’s absolutely impossible, but it has possibilities.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

My eyesight went blurry from the lastitude they put in the mushrooms.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

My fellow astronauts…

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Speech

I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
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