Subject: Misspokements (Page 38)

I’ve been dunked on by (Vitaly) Potapenko and now (Zan) Tabak; the good part is that they don’t make posters of those guys.

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

He's standing there making a sitting target of himself.

English boxing manager & trainer
Boxing Misspokements Sports

Now it comes to a simple equation – who can stand the heat.

British sports commentator
Boxing Misspokements Sports

I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

professional football general manager
Football Misspokements Sports

If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Death Family Fathers Misspokements Situations Travel

Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink Misspokements

There's three of us in the band, so we split everything straight down the middle.

(1947 – 2008) English drummer
Misspokements

Next week we'll be looking at the Tour de France, all those bicycles roaring through the countryside.

Misspokements Sports

There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Problems Sports

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Once the Earth goes, the planet is going to be next!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

U.S. history – that’s part of your whole American heresy.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs Colemanballs Misspokements

Next up is Fernando Gonzales, who is not playing tonight.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

A husband’s conjungal and a wife’s convivial obligation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

Misspokements

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements Politics

No captain with all the hindsight in the world can predict how the wicket is going to play.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

Ever since Renee, models from Iman to Cheryl Tiegs have only had one name!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports