Subject: Misspokements (Page 39)

One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

Larry Lintz steals second standing up… he slid, but he didn’t have to.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

That woman is liable to come at you like Doberman’s Pincher.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

If Roosevelt was alive, he'd turn over in his grave.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

He's got too many oars in the fire.

Misspokements

It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements People

A lot of the seats were half empty.

Misspokements

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements Places

Of course the Soviet Union was bound to fall! It's on the edge of the map!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

No bum that can’t speak poifect English oughta stay in this country – oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Misspokements Places Speech

He can’t decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Death Health Misspokements

Opening games make me nervous; to tell the truth, I’d rather open with our second game.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

That picture was taken out of context.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

It’s a very good historical book about history.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Books Communication History Misspokements

One player was lost because he broke his nose; how do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?

(1924 – 2012) American football player & coach
Football Misspokements Sports

He has me sitting on pins and cushions waiting.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Misspokements Situations

I have reiterated over again what I have said before.

(1910 – 1991) American mayor (New York City)
Communication Misspokements