Subject: Misspokements (Page 4)

Pain is only temporary, no matter how long it lasts.

American football player
Football Misspokements Sports

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant, but that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person.

professional hockey player
Misspokements

The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

If (Pete) Rose’s streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Special kind of stanima.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

I was readin’ an article about the animal population – there’s millions of pets explodin’.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

These hemorrhoids are a real pain in the neck.

Misspokements

Ozzie Smith just made a play that I have never seen before; and he’s done it more times than anyone else.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Health Misspokements Speech

I make no apologies for their absence… I’m sorry they’re not here.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements Sports

He talks not probably enough yet, because of the experience he hasn't got.

English football player
Misspokements

It’s difficult to remember when you haven’t played it before.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Intelligence Memory Misspokements Music

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Communication Misspokements Speech

No use beating him over the head with a dead horse.

Misspokements

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball.

Scottish football player
Misspokements Sports

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Kevin Keegan said if he had a blank sheet of paper, five names would be on it.

English football player & analyst
Misspokements

He’s going for the green – and for those watching in black and white it’s behind the brown.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports