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Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
I can't understand the notoriety of people.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Misspokements
All I had to do is keep turning left!
George Robson
auto racer
Auto racing
Misspokements
Sports
On winning the 1946 Indy 500
There are some similarities, of course [between Iraq and Vietnam] – death is terrible.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Death
Misspokements
Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.
Karl Mecklenburg
professional football player
Football
Misspokements
Sports
Before Super Bowl XXIV
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
‘Duffy’ Daugherty
(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Characteristics
Misspokements
Ambidextrous
I don’t drink, I’m a totalitarian.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Alcohol
Characteristics
Food/Drink
Misspokements
The
vertizontal
hold on the TV.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
Horizontal
Vertical
I don’t want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.
Sherman Douglas
professional basketball player
Basketball
Misspokements
Sports
Let’s stop the startwatch.
Murray Walker
(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Misspokements
Sports
I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.
Carmen Policy
football team president
Football
Misspokements
Sports
After some fans were arrested for throwing bottles onto the field to protest the overturning of a game-deciding call by replay
Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
When those stalls open, the horses are literally going to explode.
Brough Scott
British horse racing commentator
Misspokements
Sports
Mike Andrews' limits are limitless.
Danny Ozark
American baseball manager
Misspokements
Let me explain what I do here; I don’t want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
Confusion
I think it's that lack of width with his height.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Misspokements
Three out of two.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.
Luis Polonia
professional baseball player
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
(We) should be allowed to wear shorts; God almighty, (LPGA) women are allowed to wear ‘em, and we’ve got better legs than they do.
Greg Norman
professional golfer
Golf
Misspokements
Sports
This is only a little
mispensation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements
Compensation
I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.
Eugene Ormandy
(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements
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