Subject: Misspokements (Page 4)

Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

I can't understand the notoriety of people.

English football player & manager

All I had to do is keep turning left!

auto racer

There are some similarities, of course [between Iraq and Vietnam] – death is terrible.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Defensively, I think it’s important for us to tackle.

professional football player

Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach

I don’t drink, I’m a totalitarian.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

The vertizontal hold on the TV.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I don’t want to shoot my mouth in my foot, but those are games we can win.

professional basketball player

Let’s stop the startwatch.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

I don’t think this is an example of life and limb being at risk; I like the fact that our fans care.

football team president

Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.

When those stalls open, the horses are literally going to explode.

British horse racing commentator

Mike Andrews' limits are limitless.

American baseball manager

Let me explain what I do here; I don’t want to confuse you any more than absolutely necessary.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

I think it's that lack of width with his height.

English football player & analyst

Three out of two.

(1971 – ) American actress

The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don’t know what that is.

professional baseball player

(We) should be allowed to wear shorts; God almighty, (LPGA) women are allowed to wear ‘em, and we’ve got better legs than they do.

professional golfer

This is only a little mispensation.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist