Subject: Misspokements (Page 41)

Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Food/Drink Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

He has got perfect control over the ball right up to the minute he lets it go.

Australian rules football player
Misspokements Sports

Someone came too sooner.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

The Minutemen are not tall in terms of height.

Basketball analyst & sportscaster
Basketball Misspokements Sports

Nobody in football should be called a genius; a genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

American football player & commentator
Football Misspokements Sports

Speaking from memory, I don't know how many points Nelson Piquet has.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

Only one percent of the oil pollution in the sea is the result of oil drilling, while 63 percent is the result of natural seepage on the ocean floor.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)
Intelligence Misspokements Stupidity

Your face is a household word.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier.

Autos Misspokements Situations Things

And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.

football broadcaster
Football Misspokements Sports

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he’s nothing like him, but I can see why – it’s because he’s a bit different.

English football player & manager
Misspokements People Sports

Homo Sapiens… is he an Arab?

(1923 – 2013) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m 50 years of old.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Age Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

And there goes Juantorina down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

BBC commentator
Misspokements Sports

The Mets have gotten their leadoff hitter on base only once in this inning.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Misspokements

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports