Subject: Misspokements (Page 41)

There is someone warming up in the Giants’ bullpen, but he’s obscured by his number.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

On the first day, Logie decided to chance his arm and it came off.

British sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

I told him no. N, O, W — no!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements

He can be as good as he wants to be, that's how good he can be.

English football player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

It was six and half a dozen, and six won.

English football player & commentator
Misspokements

The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.

(1961 – ) 44th U.S. president
Government Health Misspokements

We'll be back with the recrap after this message.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.

English football player & manager
History Misspokements

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

I don’t think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

professional golfer & commentator
Golf Misspokements Sports

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn’t study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Language Misspokements Places

When those stalls open, the horses are literally going to explode.

British horse racing commentator
Misspokements Sports

I don’t pay any attention to him… I don’t even ignore him.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I read part of it all the way through.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop – and there wasn’t a duty-free shop.

British football player
Activities Misspokements Travel

Let’s have some new cliches.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

He's looking around at himself.

English football player
Misspokements

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster
Communication Life Misspokements Speech

Kingquering kongs

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements