Subject: Misspokements (Page 43)

He’s missing the absence of Dennis [Bergkamp].

English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

George W. Bush did a incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.

(1950 – ) American politician & 47th governor of Texas
Misspokements

They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help…. and we are helping, and we’re going to continue to help.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Misspokements

If that ain’t the black calling the kettle pot!

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The fans now, with their eyes pierced on the dart board.

English sports commentator
Misspokements Sports

We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
America Misspokements Places

My brain beats faster.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m going to the Colonel next. I’m gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I've never wanted to leave… I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

English football player, coach & manager
Misspokements

Your lucky number… is… C.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Don’t be hollerin’ at him, will ya – you’ll give him a mental sterosis.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

If you lose your best cornerback and punter, I’d say that’s a double loss.

(1936 – ) American football coach & television announcer
Football Misspokements Sports

I am thinking it right but beating it wrong.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

Before I start speaking, I'd like to say something.

Misspokements Speech

Cricket shouldn't be used as a political football.

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn’t surprising as this is an all Escort race.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

I’m due at the ballet. They’re doin’ Swoon Lake.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest; if you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Government Misspokements