Subject: Misspokements (Page 43)

I managed good but, boy, did they play bad.

(1927 – ) professional baseball player & coach
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Those who can, do; those who can't, do not.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

…a movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

(He) started out here with the Astros and before that he was with the Orioles.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Misspokements Sports

You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Insults Misspokements Sports

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

professional football player
Football Misspokements Sports

The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me; I want all the kids to copulate me.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head… no harm done.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

Now I’m gonna synchrosize the watch.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I used to have this slight speech implement and couldn’t remember things before I took the Sam Carnegie course.

football coach
Misspokements

In two words, impossible.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

We’ll be back after this word from Manufacturer’s Hangover.

(1922 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

One of these days I’m gonna dehead myself.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I’m glad for your gratification.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

You don’t have enough smarts to straighten this out. This is unstraightable.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Intelligence Misspokements Sports

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president
Misspokements

The candle is still very much in the melting pot.

Scottish soccer player & analyst
Misspokements

Modeling is such a great job! Maybe I could be one of the ones in store windows.

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes