Subject: Misspokements (Page 43)

His nerves, his memory… and I can’t remember the third thing.

(1942 – ) American professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics Misspokements

They can say what they want, but playoff hockey is a whole other ballgame.

Hockey Misspokements Sports

Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.

Misspokements Mixed metaphors

I’m 50 years of old.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Age Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

Misspokements Sports

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Activities Exercise Misspokements

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

It is a catch he would have held 99 times out of one thousand.

cricket commentator
Misspokements Sports

Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000.

English football player & analyst
Misspokements Sports

Women Liberteens

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Opening games make me nervous; to tell the truth, I’d rather open with our second game.

(1923 – 2001) American football coach
Football Misspokements Sports

Marchin’ in all the peace riots.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player
Misspokements Past Time

I wonder if Watson is in the relaxed state of mind he's in.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

English former football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

L.A.!? We're going to Long Island!?

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

Misspokements Time

I’m a golfer – not an athlete.

professional golfer
Golf Misspokements Sports

Sportscaster: The extra point is no good!

Robert Scott: Then it isn’t an extra point, is it?

Football Misspokements Sports

I definitely want Brooklyn [his daughter] to be Christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

professional football player
Beliefs Misspokements Religion