Subject: Misspokements (Page 44)

I get to go to lots of overseas places… like Canada.

(1981 – ) American singer
Intelligence Misspokements Places

Hi ho Silverwear… Away!

(1971 – ) American actress
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Niloleum

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy 19th-century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

Reporter: What do you think of Tiger Woods?

Lyle: I don’t know; I’ve never played there.

professional golfer
Misspokements Sports

Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

The next time I send a damn fool for something, I go myself.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Situations

As a runner Daley Thompson is excellent, as a jumper he is excellent, and as a thrower he is an excellent runner and jumper.

British journalist, author, commentator & coach
Misspokements Sports

Twelve for 23… it doesn't take a genius to see that's under 50 percent.

American sportscaster
Misspokements

Azinger is wearing an all black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers, white shoes and a pink tea-cosy hat.

British sports announcer
Appearance Clothing Golf Misspokements Sports

Speaking from memory, I don't know how many points Nelson Piquet has.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

If England lose now, they will be leaving the field with their heads between their legs!

English cricketer
Misspokements Sports

The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing Misspokements Sports

It’s not only a race against the clock but a race against time itself.

Misspokements Time

You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Auto racing Misspokements Sports

While letting Plano East roll up 365 yards of offense, North Garland only prevented a bigger route [sic] by pouncing on the six turnovers.

newspaper reporter
Football Misspokements Sports

It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Entertainment Misspokements Music

This is their first single, and their most successful so far.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Misspokements

When your opponent is down… kick him.

Misspokements Situations

I don’t think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona.

English football player & manager
Misspokements Sports

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

English football player, coach & manager
Misspokements