Subject: Misspokements (Page 44)

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

We have a President, perhaps for the very first time since the founding of our republic, who doesn’t appear to believe that America is the greatest earthly force for good the world has ever known.

(1964 – ) U.S. governor (Alaska) commentator & author
America Misspokements

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball Misspokements Sports

A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses.

(Bob Costas replied with just, Uh…well…ok.)

professional basketball player
Basketball Misspokements Sports

It has never been like this and now it is exactly the same again.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician
Misspokements

 Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.

professional baseball player & manager
Intelligence Misspokements

Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.

professional snooker player & commentator
Misspokements Sports

No dice, Chicago. I’m giving the orders and we’re coming in. I guess the foot’s on the other hand now, isn’t it, Kramer?

(1947 – ) American actor
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

Voosa Versa

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Misspokements TV/Movie Quotes

I paid too much for it, but it’s worth it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements Money

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

Misspokements Reviews/Criticism

Kingquering kongs

(1844 – 1930) English dean at Oxford whose name is given to the accidental transposition of sounds of two or more words
Misspokements

If I had a blank piece of paper there would be five names on it.

English football player & manager
Misspokements

Who is sitting in that empty chair?

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist
Misspokements

And he’s lost both right front tires.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
Activities Misspokements

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me; I want all the kids to copulate me.

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports

Twelve for 23… it doesn't take a genius to see that's under 50 percent.

American sportscaster
Misspokements

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn’t see it.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Misspokements

And there’s Ray Clemence looking as cool as ever out in the cold.

professional football player, coach & executive
Misspokements

(After playing an exhibition game in Canada, Logan was surprised to learn that even the kids speak French.)

professional baseball player
Misspokements Sports